In the middle of a lake, downloading data

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I am the de-facto tech guy at a small educational facility in the countryside of Sweden.

One of the many weird projects we do is surveillance of fish. Track movement patterns, publish data etc.

The fish have a transmitter inside, and we have placed antennas all over the lake system and at some narrow passages in streams. Pretty cool stuff, but I'm not very much involved.

So its time again for my colleague (60+ years, view size 200% in the browser) to change batteries in the antennas and download data.

So he has to get our boat on a trailer, drive to a ramp, put the boat into the water, drive the boat to the antenna, put the antenna into the boat, replace the battery, and then download the data. And then everything in reverse. Half a day, sometimes one day. Ideally, he can do this for many antennas during one trip.

He comes back, exhausted, only able to have done this for one antenna.

"Oh, I think I'll need more days for this project this year. The download took me almost an hour" he tells me. "Probably a lot of fish data, now that we are tracking more fish..."

My bullshit-detector goes off. "What? How much data are we talking about?"

"How can I know? It's data for almost a year of detections!"

I try to debug this narrative. "So tell me, how do you download this data?"

"I take the boat to the antenna, open my laptop, which I can't do on a rainy day, start this synchronisation software, connect to the internet using my mobile phone, then the software detects the antenna and I press download."

I stop his story: "Wait! What? You are connecting to the internet? Why?"

"I don't know. Otherwise it doesn't work. Maybe the antenna uses the Internet to connect to my laptop? How should I know?"

At this point I seriously consider being pranked.

"Give me your laptop! And an antenna!" He obliges, getting an antenna not currently deployed from our storage.

I start up the software. Put the laptop offline. Try to connect to the antenna. It works immediately. It's Bluetooth, after all! 1.5MB of data available. Now I try to download the data. An error. "You are currently not connected to the server where you want to store the data."

Hmm. Server? Open the settings of the software. Sure enough, my colleagues default folder is on a network server. facepalm I change the default folder to Desktop/fishdata and retry the process.

2 seconds. Finished.

The VPN our laptops are on is pretty shaky, especially via a mobile hotspot out on a lake. An hour for "download" (actually upload) sounded excessive, but it made somewhat sense.

Afterwards, I quickly saw that the manufacturer had free mobile apps for easier download in the field.

Now my colleague doesn't need to wait for a dry day anymore.

I sometimes fear for the day I might become this out of touch with current technology.