Mark asks me to set up a PC at his house...in their bedroom!
Posted by OinkyConfidence@reddit | talesfromtechsupport | View on Reddit | 36 comments
Another memory from my time working for Mark (not his real name). You can see my previous memories here and here; you all are making me remember more of the shenanigans Mark used to pull!
Several years ago, Mark moved his family to a new house on a lake and set himself up with a new home office in their bedroom; a side room, sort of an antechamber of the house's primary bedroom. With no real walls separating it from the bedroom proper, only angles, it was actually pretty cool; the desk overlooked the lake but was attached to and only accessible from the bedroom, naturally.
After moving in, Mark called and wanted me to set up a PC in his new home office, understandably. He either left a door key for me or gave me the garage door code (I forget which but doesn't matter). We selected a date and thinking nothing of it, I went there at the agreed upon date and time, a morning after everyone had left for the day.
Using the key/code, I let myself in and recall being pretty impressed by the house. Nice place, with smart decorations and now that I type this, I remember it had super-plushy carpets. Mark had told me where the bedroom was (left side of the house), so I went in, walked through the bedroom, and saw Mark's new desk in his home office, ready for equipping.
I get to work setting up the new PC, doing the usual stuff; unboxed the PC and monitors, this was Windows 7 I recall. I installed his work apps, set up the VPN connection, set up his email; I remember he wanted his work cameras viewable so he could look at the office camera system from home too. So far pretty unexciting and ordinary stuff.
Until his wife walked in.
She was livid I was in her bedroom! I greeted her and said I was sorry, but Mark chose this day and time for me to install the PC, and he gave me a key/code, so I thought he'd have told her!
She didn't care. As far as she (we'll call her Carol) was concerned, I was a trespasser. Nigh, an interloper! I remember being flustered - Mark tended to do that to people - so I shut the PC down and left, apologizing again as she practically kicked me out the front door.
No sooner had I left the neighborhood; Mark calls my cell. Having just been yelled at by his wife, who called him right after I left, he laughed a little but I could tell he felt he messed up by not telling Carol there would be another man in her bedroom that day. He apologized and I laughed a little too, awkwardly. I told him I thought I could do the rest of the PC setup remotely; it was almost done anyway, and he'd just need to turn it on sometime and let me know.
In a way I felt bad for Carol. I mean, it would be pretty unusual for some random guy to be in her bedroom (especially after the house was fully moved into), but still Mark screwed up by not communicating with her! One of Mark's many screw-ups over the years!
iWasobi@reddit
Dude. Once I got sent to partners house. He just had surgery and I was working on his pc in bedroom. He came out of the shower naked and wet. I look away but he ask me for a towel.
he was handicapped so I didn’t want the guy to fall and me having to pick up a wet naked guy that’s heavier than me. So I quickly hand him the towel. That image has been burn into my head
bartonkj@reddit
I thought this was going in a different direction, LOL.
mindcontrol93@reddit
Dear Penthouse…
MikeLinPA@reddit
There was no pizza delivery!
WoodyTheWorker@reddit
Jackie Treehorn treats objects as women!
BassmentTapes@reddit
He draws a lot of water in this town, however.
DiodeInc@reddit
https://www.comb.io/vQhAmX
paradroid27@reddit
My ~~Step-sister~~ bosses wife is stuck in the PC!
itenginerd@reddit
You summoned Satan on your hard drive? Nice work, Riff.
raevnos@reddit
"Are you testing my USB-A port, step-tech-guy?"
TerrorNova49@reddit
“You’ll have to flip it 180 degrees!”
ATL_we_ready@reddit
I was very disappointed in the story from the headline…
Loko8765@reddit
I double-checked the name of the sub to be sure!
OinkyConfidence@reddit (OP)
LOL - thankfully no ! :D
honeyfixit@reddit
I hopw she was dressed or at least covered up
ww11gunny@reddit
I think carol acted reasonably and mark well mark is a fucking dumbass that needs to learn how to communicate.
DonQui_Kong@reddit
Really? I really dont get it at all.
Its just a room, the tech had a reason to be in there.
I understand being surprised by a random person in your house, but after the mixup is cleared its completely fine.
n6mub@reddit
If i was carol i would have dropkicked the Tech out the front door, and dropkicked Husband Mark onto the couch.
TheThiefMaster@reddit
Well, the most reasonable would have been for Carol to call Mark then and there to ask him if he had in fact arranged this. At least as long as OP was being non-threatening.
OinkyConfidence@reddit (OP)
Oh, completely!
nighthawke75@reddit
I do not enter anyone's property unless there is someone there that is known to the owner.
Arokthis@reddit
Your description of the space suggests either a walk-in closet that an owner changed their mind about, or the closet and bathroom got switched.
OinkyConfidence@reddit (OP)
Close; but this was a very nice (and vast) home where the owner built himself an office-suite in his bedroom. Again, no walls separating them, but more of an L-shape where privacy would be afforded by sheer placement of the desk by the windows. Speaking of windows, it had this cool hexagonal layout that overlooked the lake from multiple directions; that part was really nice.
The_Real_Flatmeat@reddit
Not where I thought that was going if I'm honest
Ignorhymus@reddit
Yeah, I don't care if I've been given a key to someone's house, I always knock / ring the bell
OinkyConfidence@reddit (OP)
NOW you tell me!
vpsj@reddit
Well, what are you waiting for? Go back and knock!
Tell Carol it's a belated knock.
Harry_Smutter@reddit
Well, that wouldn't make a difference here, would it. OP went in before Carol was home, haha.
Jq5g9p5LyZEiDtwE@reddit
Yeah always this. And never enter without a resident present.
Disturbed_Bard@reddit
I'm sad to say I've met plenty of Marks in my career.
I now charge an idiot tax or drop them as clients
Geminii27@reddit
After hearing "Carol and Mark", I have to wonder if your depiction in this scenario is "Colin"...
Harry_Smutter@reddit
Was Carol already home or did she come home to find you there?? Be happy she didn't take drastic measures 🤣
OinkyConfidence@reddit (OP)
She came home, apparently unaware I was going to be there.
theservman@reddit
If this were the US, there's a decent chance you would have been shot.
EdgeOfWetness@reddit
Dear Penthouse,
Cassie0peia@reddit
AW-KWARD!