So I wrote something for work. It’s not super incredible or crazy complex. It’s just something I wrote to make my job easier and then I shared it with the team. People started using it and then it replaced the old crap we used to do.

I’m panicking right now because I don’t understand what the fuck I wrote. I was out of my gddamn mind when I made this. None of it makes any sense. Like there’s two variables that are random German-looking words. I say looking because I googled them both and neither are real words. It’s literal nonsense.

Don’t ask me to tell you what they are because it would dox me to my coworkers.

I also have ‘ORANGE’ as a variable. Orange doesn’t match anything at all logically. I’m sitting here trying to remember why I used Orange and all I can actually remember is laughing to myself about eight months ago because orange rhymes with nothing. Then I started thinking about other languages and wondering if there’s oh

Motherfucker

I’m not correcting that. I’ll let you read where my brain stopped just now. I don’t even know how to finish this story anymore. It’s still a fuck up but now I think I can correct it.

**I was told to post this here from TIFU