A car with three physicists is pulled over by a cop.

Posted by tuibiel@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 8 comments

Inside are Heisenberg, Schrödinger and Ohm.

The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"

The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 110 miles per hour!"

Heisenberg throws his arms up and says, "Great! Now we're lost!"

The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the three men have anything in the trunk.

"A cat", Schrödinger replies.

The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead."

Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now."

The cop proceeds to arrest the three.

Ohm resists and gets tased.

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deleted_by_reddit@reddit

That's only the second physics joke I ever laughed at. It's good but Penny's is better!

10eleven12@reddit

Hey can somebody transcript penny's joke here? I resist to open the YouTube video because my cat is asleep and I never want to wake him up, even if I lived in an alternate reality.

Edit: all those who downvoted me didn't get the references.

PT-118@reddit

Plot twist: The tazer doesn't work on Ohm cause his resistance is too high

Ezxcao@reddit

Damn, no mention of poor Pauli. He always gets excluded.

tuibiel@reddit (OP)

I was waiting for that one. Good job, bro.

Nahh, with Pauli in the car some essential part would have excluded itself. Prof of mine who knew him said that you could always find Pauli in a building by following the trail of burnt out light bulbs and smoking equiipment.