Did you hear that Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick while giving head?

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assburgers-unite@reddit

Poon full of cougar makes the babysitter go down

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Optimal-Condition803@reddit

I also heard about Ghandi, whose vegan diet left him skinny and with bad breath, and whose poor shoes caused painful feet.

He was a super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.

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Confession: a few years ago, I rewatched “Mary Poppins” (great movie) and was reminded how drop-dead beautiful Julie Andrews was in her prime. A couple days later—for no particular reason—-I googled “Mary Poppins porn” and found some images that did not disappoint.

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okeysure69@reddit

Oh my god! How disgusting! Where!?

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danhoang1@reddit

According to the above comment, I believe it was on google.com

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kembervon@reddit

Never heard of that website. Is a google some sort of sex act?

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Terry_Cruz@reddit

You mind if I Google myself on your computer?

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Le_Chop@reddit

How else would you do it

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Terry_Cruz@reddit

🫵

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SpendHefty6066@reddit

Why don't YouTube come over to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo until I Google all over your Facebook.

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Mc_Shine@reddit

Only if you perform Duolingo on my Snapchat first!

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G-I-T-M-E@reddit

Sick freak

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gilesachrist@reddit

Prude

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Dirty-Soul@reddit

brandishes spectacles

MOST IRREGULAR.

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KingCactus@reddit

Twitter my Yahoo until I Google all over your Facebook.

r/brandnewsentence needs to see this gold.

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Competitive-Ladder-3@reddit

Everything is a sex act if you’re horny enough…

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usinjin@reddit

I see 🤔

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Nope_nuh_uh@reddit

"Practically perfect in EVERY way."

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britishmetric144@reddit

Rule 34 at work again.

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Mrkayne@reddit (OP)

I’m going to need a source on that one. Pics or it didn’t happen!

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Hedstee@reddit

I mean, the person does give you step by step instruction.

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ummchicken@reddit

I'm almost done with the movie, then off to Google

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seanfish@reddit

I am picturing you watching the movie pantless and aroused in anticipation.

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Mrkayne@reddit (OP)

And you think I was to get my name on a list by googling that? I think not

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guy617@reddit

Where?

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PsychGuy17@reddit

Sounds like some would benefit from watching the film S.O.B. where a major plot point is getting a wholesome actress (played by Andrews) to do a topless scene.

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CzarDale04@reddit

Made by Blake Edwards, her husband, also the creator of the Pink Panther movies too.

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carmium@reddit

Unforgettable drunk line: "I'm going to show my boobies!"

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technofox01@reddit

My curiosity got the best of me. There are thicngs that I cannot unsee, but you weren't kidding lol

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Shidinglfet@reddit

Interesting....

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sgt-rainbow@reddit

hell yeah

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robin-bunny@reddit

Explains Bert's enthusiasm for that word.

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Terry_Cruz@reddit

Glad it wasn't just an inside joke between Starlord and Yondu.

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Bombadil54@reddit

Right, that's why Bert stopped wearing lipstick too!

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johnx2sen@reddit

Jesus set the bar lower why don’t you

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HappyAmbition706@reddit

An odd prayer to make, but perhaps he'll answer that one for you.

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sleauxmo@reddit

That was a good chuckle. Thank you 😂😅

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Dangerous_Copy_3688@reddit

Lmao ngl I loved this

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zacdaniels@reddit

This ain't it.

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CthulubeFlavorcube@reddit

The Gandhi home is better

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Dr-Chibi@reddit

Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I!

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Educational-Item-199@reddit

Julie's real life husband was the director for that movie, Blake Edwards.

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HowlingWolven@reddit

Super Caley go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious.

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dodoohead98@reddit

The basketball team or the football one ?

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HowlingWolven@reddit

Footy.

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Von_Moistus@reddit

Tired of the nannying business, Mary then flew to L.A. and made her living telling fortunes for rich housewives. But rather than reading your palm, she could tell your future by smelling your breath.

Her newspaper ads read “Super California Mystic. Expert: Halitosis.”

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LanceFree@reddit

Initially, Mary Poppins wouldn’t swallow, but she learned that if she were to take it with just a spoonful of sugar…

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Snorkelbender@reddit

I don’t recall Dick Van Dyke having a problem with it.

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gamingwflex@reddit

NAH LOL

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TolMera@reddit

Legitimately this is not a joke. Victorian Nannie’s would do what was needed to make sure the masters fell asleep quickly

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Couldnotbehelpd@reddit

I’m gonna need you to cite your source on this one

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Fuzzy_Inevitable9748@reddit

Seems plausible they used to have the doctors masterbate historical women. But doctors were not viewed in the same regard as today they were more like a mortician.

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Couldnotbehelpd@reddit

From what I understand, the hysteria thing was sort of a “wink wink” to make and sell vibrators. They didn’t just actually masturbate women for medical purposes.

Also, also, there is a HUGE GAP between that if it is real and a nanny giving a blowjob to a child to make him go to sleep.

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schaden81@reddit

Who the hell said it for the child? It said master, as in master of the house or man of the house. Nanny's used to often be a live in arrangement, so don't doubt for a second that this didn't happen at least on occasion.

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TolMera@reddit

Master = child

Mister = adult

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Couldnotbehelpd@reddit

The original poster implied it was part of the job to make the master fall asleep quickly. The nanny is not doing this for the adult, they are in charge of making sure the child fell asleep quickly. Also, in homes like this, the child is still referred to as “master ____” by the help.

I’m sure it happened between the nanny and the “master of the house” but in a sexxxy affair type way if it was an adult man. It was not ever a common part of the job or common like the person is implying.

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