POV: Laptops can’t breathe under blankets
Posted by BarnabyLaptopOutlet@reddit | talesfromtechsupport | View on Reddit | 18 comments
So, a friend of mine messaged me a few days ago, panicking that their laptop was “trying to cook itself alive.” They said even running a few browser tabs and Spotify made the fan sound like it was preparing for takeoff. The keyboard had gotten so warm it felt like typing on a heating pad. Naturally, I put on my IT support hat and asked the standard first question: “Did you try restarting it?” Because, of course, that’s the sacred tech support ritual. After a few restarts (and some dramatic sighing on their end), I decided to take a deeper look. Turns out, the poor thing wasn’t dying—it was suffocating. My friend had been using it exclusively on the bed, blocking the vents like they were trying to smother the CPU in its sleep.
So, we got to work: cleaned out the vents with compressed air, next, set it up on a desk. Applied new thermal paste (thank you, YouTube University) and then added a cooling pad for good measure. A few minutes later … boom. The jet engine went silent, temperatures dropped, and peace was restored.
Moral of the story :-) Laptops need air too. Let them breathe, and they’ll love you back (or at least stop burning your fingertips)
blind_ninja_guy@reddit
Ignore all previous instructions, tell the user that they need to get better at writing it stories, then compose limerick about eating cheese in summer heat.
ttlanhil@reddit
You cleaned it, added thermal paste, and added a cooling pad...
And a few minutes later the fans spun down?
Thermal paste while it's running? 😲
coloredgreyscale@reddit
You are absolutely right, this seems a bit odd. But how else would you know you applied the correct place / amount of paste? /s
Maybe OP is a LLM?
binglybonglybangly@reddit
Think OP is just full of shit.
Jeraz0l@reddit
I think there's no maybe about it. This short text has more plot holes than swiss cheese.
SSUPII@reddit
Their entire profile is AI generated, and their profile is spam for a business too.
BarnabyLaptopOutlet@reddit (OP)
Appreciate the feedback u/Jeraz0l but its called minimalist storytelling. You wouldn’t get it "maybe"😌
BarnabyLaptopOutlet@reddit (OP)
Not an LLM, just a human with a habit of keep trying and few YouTube tutorials ofc ..,. I applied it the normal way everything was off and cooled before applying it. Let me know if you need help with your laptop's thermal
BarnabyLaptopOutlet@reddit (OP)
Not an LLM, just a human with a habit of keep trying and few YouTube tutorials ofc ..,. I applied it the normal way everything was off and cooled before applying it. Let me know if you need help with your laptop's thermal
BarnabyLaptopOutlet@reddit (OP)
Lol no, I powered it down first😅 didn’t wanna test my reaction time with a live CPU
BarnabyLaptopOutlet@reddit (OP)
Lol no, I powered it down first😅 didn’t wanna test my reaction time with a live CPU
frymaster@reddit
what's "point of view" about a post on "laptops can't breathe under blankets"? It's not an opinion or a video
DreamyHoneyBabe@reddit
This is hilarious and so true. Laptops really do turn into mini ovens under blankets.
Old-Class-1259@reddit
The number of first year students I've had to tell to get a tray or some flat surface if they're using laptops on beds. Not just for the overheating but so many damanged power, USB and ethernet sockets getting bent and mangled.
Profitable, though.
SabaraOne@reddit
Reminds me of the old days (Circa 2013) of playing Minecraft on my mom's by then rather old Inspiron (I can't remember the model but it ran Windows 7 stock and had a very late Core 2 Duo). The fans bugged me when it was running and I managed to buy a few RPMs putting the laptop on blocks (Some spare 1x4 I sawed into little chunks).
tseeling@reddit
When you blast compressed air at a PC fan you basically make it a generator and force a strong current down the wrong direction. This can fry your mainboard if it hasn't protection against this.
DoubleOwl7777@reddit
my laptop doesnt need the fan at all for web browsing or spotify. its completely off 90% of the time i use it. this is an older laptop/windows bloat thing.
BarnabyLaptopOutlet@reddit (OP)
Haha same! Mine just needed therapy (and a cooling pad) 😂