A man is about to enter a casino, but is approached by a beggar just as he’s about to go in the door…
Posted by canada11235813@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 25 comments
The beggar asks, “Hey man, can you spare a bit of money? I’m hungry, and could really use a jacket and a new pair of shoes.”
“Wait a minute”, says the man, “How do I know you’re not just going to take the money and go gamble it all away?”
“Oh, don’t worry… I won’t”, replies the beggar, “I’ve got gambling money!”
Poshriel@reddit
This jokes punchline is funny, but also a little sad.
mukenwalla@reddit
Hang out near the payphones in the back of the casino in Las Vegas. You will both laugh and cry.
MammothSpecial3665@reddit
The saddest place I have ever been was the Atlantic City bus terminal on a Sunday morning.
ImpossibleRead7411@reddit
That's the saddest place? You're lucky! Hey! You should gamble!
Tiumars@reddit
What's a payphone. Pretty sure they removed like all of them
JoshB685@reddit
Many. Not all. Most dot even work of their still standing.
old_farmer@reddit
I wish this was a joke.
bread-cutter@reddit
I don’t get it
orionparrott@reddit
It’s easy to leave Vegas with a million dollars. Just show up with three million.
OctopusAlien21@reddit
I saw a homeless guy asking for money. I thought, “That money will just be wasted on drugs.” So I gave it to him instead.
sourcreamus@reddit
Surgery for sick wife is funnier than a jacket and new pair of shoes.
canada11235813@reddit (OP)
Ahhh, yes. Agreed. Noted for future joke telling!
borazine@reddit
Q: How do you leave Las Vegas with a small fortune?
A: Arrive there with a large one.
wolfie379@reddit
(Old one - prices are the key). Who says you can’t hit it big in Vegas? I met a guy who went there in a $5,000 Cadillac and came home in a $500,000 Greyhound bus.
Icy_Sector3183@reddit
See, people will give me a hard time asking them for money. "You have a nice suit, a fancy car, a huge house, and a hot model wife!" They don't get that I spent all my money on my nice suit, my fancy car, my huge house, and my hot model wife.
LurkerOrHydralisk@reddit
Most people with those things spent money they don’t have for them
cranial_cybernaut@reddit
Get out of here you rational thinker. This is a place for gamblers who think they know maths
LurkerOrHydralisk@reddit
Sorry, didn’t realize I’d stumbled into /r/wallstreetbets
True-Bee1903@reddit
This kinda happened to me,guy asked for spare change and he walked straight into the bookies.
shelly_the_best_123@reddit
~~:.|:;~~
TomppaTom@reddit
I’m at a loss to what that could mean.
DaPanda21919@reddit
Ok no now I wanna figure this out. Brb
DaPanda21919@reddit
I GOT IT! Loss
OnlyMeFFS@reddit
A man walks into the casino and asks a security guard which machine people get the most money from. The guard points to the ATM machine.
What's the difference between a casino and a church? You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
Fikreterten@reddit
I like this joke!