Mark denies new PC for just one person in department
Posted by OinkyConfidence@reddit | talesfromtechsupport | View on Reddit | 62 comments
Here's another one from my earlier memories about Mark. This would have been around 2010 or so, as Windows 7 was recently released and the company was upgrading and replacing PCs, removing Windows Vista from the environment. Mark (obviously not his real name) requested we order new PCs for one department of I believe five people. PC quantities quoted, approved (by Mark), ordered, delivered, and installation coordinated, I go on-site and begin the process of replacing them. Really routine stuff so far.
After finishing the second or so new PC, as I recall it was late morning when Mark happens to walk by, sees the changes, points to the desk where I was just starting and says, "Not one for her."
He was pointing to "Sarah's" desk, where I had just shut down her old PC.
Sarah was still sitting there near me, waiting for when she needed to sign into her new PC, and I'm sure was caught off-guard. She expressed she thought everyone in the department was getting new PCs, her included. At this point, any other commotion in the room stopped and everyone turned to witness the denial.
"Yeah, not today," Mark replied. "Box it up; hook the old one up." No sooner had he said things he left and went on his way.
I remember turning to Sarah and said "I'm sorry...he approved the quote that included yours." She didn't say anything and just walked out into the hall. I also remember feeling really, really bad and probably flushed; even though it was Mark's call who got a new PC or who didn't, I felt like I alone was denying Sarah her upgrade.
Since it was lunchtime, Sarah seemed to leave for lunch. I hooked her existing PC back up, made sure it worked fine, and moved on to the next person's new PC to set up. Sarah never came back that day after lunch; she did come back the next day though. I lost track and am not sure how much longer she stayed with Mark's company, but that PC did get replaced eventually.
fer_sure@reddit
Watch Mark have a perfectly good reason, like "Sarah's" computer had some kind of legacy software, and he's just horrible at explaining.
ManWhoIsDrunk@reddit
Legacy that runs on Vista, but not 7?
What in the world of horrorshow coding could merit that?
Prom3th3an@reddit
IIRC Vista was the last version that would run 16-bit apps on 64-bit Windows.
fer_sure@reddit
Label printer? Maybe it uses an old-school parallel port, or some kind of proprietary connector.
ManWhoIsDrunk@reddit
Maybe the parallel port, but a proprietary connector would need an expansion cards unless the computer had a very custom motherboard...
lord_teaspoon@reddit
But what if the expansion card is ISA and the new machines only have PCI-E plus maybe one PCI?
ManWhoIsDrunk@reddit
Vista computers never had ISA. I don't think i ever saw a motherboard newer than Pentium 2 with ISA.
lord_teaspoon@reddit
You never know what weird old hardware mixes people will put a modern Windows install on!
I'm trying to remember whether the PC I built when Win7 came out was my first one with no legacy PCI slot. Or maybe it was my first one with no IDE/pATA or floppy connectors? It felt so good to put something together with no ribbon cables!
OinkyConfidence@reddit (OP)
Mark had no idea what people had on their PCs at all. As long as they had email and their current line of business app, he otherwise had no clue.
SuitableAnimalInAHat@reddit
What in the world
OinkyConfidence@reddit (OP)
I was never quite sure if it was an ego-driven power trip Mark was on, or if he just didn't like people!
Marmot418@reddit
Personally I think it was a little of collum A, a little of collum B
songoku9001@reddit
First I've seen column spelt that way
gimpwiz@reddit
Gollum A, Gollum B
horridbloke@reddit
Colon A, Colon B
Breitsol_Victor@reddit
I just “got” to look at colon pictures on a pc that captures them. Not quite hardened to those or wound pics yet.
P5ychokilla@reddit
She probably gave him a knockback at the Xmas party
Festivefire@reddit
It's not JUST that he didn't' like them. A level of pettiness is required for these actions that goes beyond simple dislike, and firmly enters the realm of "his own problem".
It was certainly an ego-driven power trip, but that doesn't mean he ALSO did not like them. Ego driven power trips are most often targeted specifically at the people the perpetrators dislike.
blolfighter@reddit
Those usually go hand in hand.
lostshaker_assault@reddit
https://imgur.com/a/Szi7yyk
arafel3@reddit
… and this is how I learned imgur have blocked access to the U.K. Great.
RogueThneed@reddit
It's a picture of a person screaming at someone else, saying "No upgrade for you", which is extra amusing because they appear to be a chef.
arafel3@reddit
Thanks. :) For some reason I can access it from work, which is strange. I guess IT are routing our traffic to odd places again!
Emomilol1213@reddit
Yeah, everything is getting blocked nowadays :(
MrRawrgers@reddit
Tldr
N3rdr4g3@reddit
Mark denies PC for just one person in department
MrRawrgers@reddit
Thanks!
RogueThneed@reddit
You thanked that person for restating the title, buddy
MrRawrgers@reddit
Throw me in Reddit jail officer
RogueThneed@reddit
Ok
MrRawrgers@reddit
Sorry?
RogueThneed@reddit
I thought you were making a request?
oldfogey12345@reddit
Mark is a dumb dumb.
The rest of it is a collection of very compelling evidence.
Ogrehunter@reddit
Its maybe 4 paragraphs... why are you even here if you dont want to read 4 paragraphs...
MrRawrgers@reddit
why are you so triggered that I wanted a tldr summary of a shitty story that was probably made up
ThisIsPaulDaily@reddit
We don't like Mark. He stops op from installing new desktop for an employee while employee is present and makes it awkward.
OinkyConfidence@reddit (OP)
Excellent summary!
protostar71@reddit
It's not that long man
MrRawrgers@reddit
Well that’s just like your opinion man
marc45ca@reddit
very glad I'm a Marc not a Mark!!
MrHappyHam@reddit
But that makes you vulnerable to demarcation!
Geminii27@reddit
Does that mean they're left being only a mar?
RogueThneed@reddit
A whole ocean? That's, like, god-level stuff.
commentsrnice2@reddit
What about Marq over there?👉
jase12881@reddit
Cark??
warmachine83-uk@reddit
Mark made a pass at her and she turned him down
Pluperfectt@reddit
Bang on . . .
Silent-G@reddit
No, I think the whole point was that they didn't bang on.
RogueThneed@reddit
🤣☹️
KelemvorSparkyfox@reddit
So, he was as bad at the people skills as he was with the technical skills? How did he ever end up running a company?
OinkyConfidence@reddit (OP)
In a way, his name was on the building. Turnover, on the other hand, was quite high.
ManualPathosChecks@reddit
Oh bye Mark.
Equivalent-Salary357@reddit
...people said when they finished their notice.
Arokthis@reddit
I would have waited until he left the building and installed it anyway.
chilibrains@reddit
It always amazes me how little a computer costs compared to the cost of employees and mangers refusing to get their employees a new one. It's such a waste of money to have employees waiting around for their computer.
Then there are the managers that upgrade one employee at a time. The new computer goes to the manager and the employee gets the managers 6 month old hand me down.
NoLUTsGuy@reddit
Did you ask him why? I would have.
oldfogey12345@reddit
The only thing you can do with an unhinged CEO like that is to keep your head down and not ask any questions till your next job is lined up.
NoLUTsGuy@reddit
Good point. Been there/done that.
keijodputt@reddit
What a piece of work, this Mark...
photonsnphonons@reddit
Be wary of his house
Tarlonniel@reddit
Do I detect a Shakespeare reference?
OinkyConfidence@reddit (OP)
Oh yes...he was very much a piece of work!