So there was this white guy that heard about an old Indian man with a great memory.

As he's walking up the street 1 day he sees the old guy and goes up to him. Raises his hand and says "How" ? The old man says, "How."

The white guy asks the old Indian a few questions trying to stump him, but the old guy remembers everything.

Finally he asks what did you have for breakfast 5 years ago ? Old man says Eggs and gets on the bus.

4 years later, same guy walking up the street, sees the old Indian man waiting for the bus.

He walks up and raises his hand, says, 'How" ?

The old man says, " Scrambled'