A famous British World War II flying ace is giving a talk at a prim and proper upper class girl's boarding school

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After a few pleasantries, he starts telling a story about one of his dogfights.

"And then, I saw two of the Fokkers in front of me, one Fokker on my left, and four more Fokkers on my right!"

A wave of giggling and stunned silence washes through the girls, and the horrified headmistress immediately rushes up and grabs the microphone. "Now before we go any further, students, I need to tell you that the Fokker was a type of German aircraft."

"Thanks for the information, ma'am," replies the former fighter ace, "but these Fokkers were all in Messerschmitts.