I wasn't feeling well. My regular doctor was on vacation. My old doctor retired a few years ago. The nearest clinic was 45 minutes away. Typical wait time was an hour.

My best friend was a veterinarian. So, I decided to visit him. He owed me a favor.

So, I drive to his office, five minute trip. He's glad to see me. I explain the situation. He agrees to give me a quick exam. He proceeded to examine my neck and throat. He made an odd murmur.

"Okay. Drop your pants and lean over the exam table."

I complied with his request thinking it rather odd. A few seconds passed and I quickly remembered how vets take an animal's temperature.

I did have a fever.