Why did the Sperm cross the road?

Because I put the wrong sock on this morning

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Why did the pervert cross the road?

Because he had a chicken stuck on his dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a pervert stuck up its ass. 😅😂🤣 I remember this one from Boy Scouts.

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Because the egg could only roll?

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That’s the kind of punchline that really sticks with you

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Chicken fucker!

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[insert south park joke]

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Gross. You should return it to the gym.

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Living up to the username, I see. Well done.

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In this case I'd say the username sticks

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Idk

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Well Idk why you are getting downvoted so hard?

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But I almost came to tears when they told me “That’s not what we meant by donor.”