The other day after I had just finished doing my wife doggy-style, I told I thought she should maybe get her asshole bleached.
Posted by Electronic_Key7424@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 13 comments
She told me she agreed!
Then she threw Clorox in my face.
GoldwingGranny@reddit
60% of women think their ass is too big 40% of women think their ass is to skinny 10% of women say they don’t care about the size, they love him anyway
Flimsy-Efficiency152@reddit
Accounting for 110% of women
Tasty-Ad-7547@reddit
10% of the 100% don’t care
Fluffy-Leather-4643@reddit
Doctors say he's got a 50-50 chance of living, though there's only a ten percent chance of that.
Few_Spite_3626@reddit
60% of the time, it works every time
Mekroval@reddit
Proof that Sex Panther really does work!
Commercial-Search967@reddit
I am a finger short for this calculation I fear.
DentArthurDent4@reddit
use base 16
ModelMagician@reddit
Blonde joke?
OMP159@reddit
That's ass-ault
thedantasm@reddit
I prefer to call it changing my ringtone.
CasUalNtT@reddit
I used to download my ringtone now I make them myself. Results may vary.
whitedawg@reddit
Based.