What's the difference between you and your dad?
Posted by Electronic_Key7424@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 17 comments
You came OUT of your mom.
Posted by Electronic_Key7424@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 17 comments
You came OUT of your mom.
injn8r@reddit
We're all Eskimo brothers with our fathers
Traditional_Run_8362@reddit
Tongue first
KookyBS@reddit
About half of my
steelgeek2@reddit
My dad was a real motherfucker and I'm not.
KoishiKomeiji28@reddit
What if you came IN your mom?
1009naturelover@reddit
Ask Oedipus.
False_Ad_555@reddit
I hate when Oedipus wrecks it for me
steelgeek2@reddit
I see what you did there! I mean he doesn't but I do!
luvinthislife@reddit
Then you'd have to ask her what the difference is.
DeepestBlue2@reddit
Like if you break both arms?
Automate_This_66@reddit
Your birth certificate would have to be written on a Mobius strip
Electronic_Key7424@reddit (OP)
You'd be your dad.
kinwai@reddit
I viewed my dad as a guiding principle in my life; to not be like him.
I spend more time and effort with my kids.
Better emotional management.
Love my wife.
He’s nothing more than a stranger on the street to me now.
Rski765@reddit
In my case what the difference between me and the milkman
oracledp@reddit
I am still alive
Confident_Chipmonk@reddit
I am literally half the man that my dad was
Braminski@reddit
He's dead...dum, dum, dum.