I was dating someone with a lazy eye; had to break up with her.
Posted by dickpics4democracy@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 23 comments
She was seeing someone else on the side.
Pretty_BoyFloyd@reddit
was her name Brahbrah?
no I think it was Barbra!
darthdodd@reddit
She had blue eyes. One blew left one blew right.
phildoMahCrackin@reddit
that was the teacher on the challenger.
OldPhotograph827@reddit
Too soon! /s
No_Penalty3989@reddit
Too soon? That joke is from 1985
darthdodd@reddit
Jeez
terry3brown@reddit
My lazy eye metastasized to my whole body. I haven’t gotten around to doing anything about it.
robbentom58@reddit
Didn’t know if she was looking at me or for me
doth_taraki@reddit
I suspected my gf with lazy eyes was cheating on me.
One day, I confronted her and demanded answers from her. She looked down and cried.
"LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THE TRUTH!" I said.
She couldn't do it.
alanon68@reddit
"I tried to catch her eye...but it rolled off the table
forbinwasright@reddit
" I'm in love with a cross-eyed cowgirl"
" But I'm going to have to say Good Bye"
" Cause I'm just a cockeyed cowboy"
" And lately we don't see eye to eye"
Rski765@reddit
Here’s looking at you kid, or not as the case may be
deanomatronix@reddit
Me too, she would always give me those “come to bunk bed” eyes
Valuable-Paramedic93@reddit
Looking london , going To Kyo
No-Efficiency250@reddit
She had to quit her job as a teacher because she couldn't control her pupils.
Exploding_Testicles@reddit
We could never see eye to eye..
Static_Frog@reddit
This was the punchline I was expecting.
360walkaway@reddit
She could keep an eye out in case trouble was brewing though.
thegoodrichard@reddit
Oh, the Yellow Rose of Texas, the sweetest gal on Earth.
One eye looks at Dallas, the other at Fort Worth.
bicyclewhoa17@reddit
She never paid attention to me…
lynndxunha3@reddit
Me too..but only cuz she was seeing someone on the side
UnKind-1-Sand@reddit
OOwwww
Vree65@reddit
Her dad was looking at me cross-eyed, but her even more so, so he had to accept...