I told the woman I was dating that we should break up. She said, “You still can’t get over the mole next to my nipple, can you?”
Posted by ilikesidehugs@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 35 comments
I said, “Yeah, but that’s beside the point.”
fonefreek@reddit
Legend has it that mole is as big as an avogadro
Hogfisher@reddit
This dude maths
mikpgod@reddit
6.0221408e+23
RamamohanS@reddit
And just like that, the relationship was mapped, marked, and deleted.
ThatGuyGetsIt@reddit
You should be able to find plenty of local singles in your areola.
hoimangkuk@reddit
Did you mean local shingles?
OverallManagement824@reddit
I installed an ad blocker on my computer and now all the single milfs in my area are no longer interested in me.
LostBetsRed@reddit
If a girl has a small furry mammal living on her chest, that would be a deal-breaker for me, too.
Rohml@reddit
Just tell the guy to move so you take your turn.
HiFlii@reddit
Surprisingly relevant vid I saw yesterday, what a coincidence. https://m.youtube.com/shorts/xhTeMGu_rIU
jlbhappy@reddit
Depends if it was friendly.
LostBetsRed@reddit
True. I do like my women to have friendly small furry mammals of the species Felis catus between their legs.
IITgrad-69D@reddit
She became livid and abusive. She just had to get it off her chest.
ImBonRurgundy@reddit
I had to go to the hospital the other day to have a mole removed from the end of my dick.
Last time I fuck a mole!
Brewer1056@reddit
That's cold.
ModelMagician@reddit
There’s a nip in the air
Opening_Cheesecake54@reddit
It’s a tit bit nippley
KiraTsukasa@reddit
Cold won’t be good for the crops.
IkariYun@reddit
Looks good in their tops 🤷♂️
THESIDPROF@reddit
A genuinely nice try.
RoyLangston@reddit
The parrot on her shoulder was bad enough...
1lard4all@reddit
I’ve heard of sweater kittens, but a mole is ridiculous.
ReluctantAvenger@reddit
Sweater puppies!
ModelMagician@reddit
Saucy Mexican dish
Total_Land_4363@reddit
Geez
XROOR@reddit
Mole near areola > Port Wine Stain ON areola
Away-Thought-612@reddit
Not worth throwing a conniption over
Juanmobier@reddit
Breakups are hard, and in time you may forget her, although she'll always have to live with the bad mammaries.
Make_the_music_stop@reddit
Her: "I want to break up. For starters, I’m sick of your terrible jokes."
Me: "Ok. And for the main course?"
frenchois1@reddit
That's a hoot.
Waitsfornoone@reddit
The other one is, too.
Mysterious-Diet9187@reddit
yeah coz the mole covers the whole chest
Pink8unny@reddit
Point to ponder, but which one?
Doc-in-a-box@reddit
Mole!
MOLE!!!
speculatrix@reddit
Things might change. Stay abreast of the situation.