A woman is getting concerned about her husband's expanding waistline. Soon, it got to a point where she could no longer ignore it especially as he was still young and handsome.

"Honey", she said seductively, "if you lose 20 pounds, I promise to dance for you."

He said "Lose 10 pounds and I'll watch."

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He lost 150 pounds of ugly fat by divorcing her

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Sounds like something Al Bundy would say

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His funeral is Friday

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no that’s the horses name

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Do you want to lose 10 pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head!

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So if he was older and not handsome, extra pounds wouldn’t matter to her?

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We change our standards.

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She’d be feeding him up

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.. and that’s how the fight started