My girlfriend asked me if I was seeing someone else...
Posted by Marble-Boy@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 28 comments
Honestly, she's starting to sound like my wife.
Posted by Marble-Boy@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 28 comments
Honestly, she's starting to sound like my wife.
cwsjr2323@reddit
I got in trouble by acknowledging and introducing my wife to people, “This Susie, my current wife.”
badmother@reddit
"My first wife..."
Nwsamurai@reddit
“My former fiancé…
Nervous_Juggernaut85@reddit
“My ex-girlfriend”
dcr_chem@reddit
"The woman I live with"
Bar_Foo@reddit
"Technically my wife."
Relevant_Cause_4755@reddit
“The present Mrs Wogan”, as Terry used to say.
2BallsInTheHole@reddit
I'm always a lookout for a future ex Mrs Malcolm
darcys_beard@reddit
"The current Mrs In The Hole"
darcys_beard@reddit
That smooth-talking mofo probably got away with it, too.
barbazul3yogui@reddit
My girlfriend asked me if I was seeing someone else… It’s time to call the Warrens.
Marble-Boy@reddit (OP)
You're best calling the operator first because it's gonna be long distance.
One_Economist_3761@reddit
I don’t have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would be really mad if she heard me say that.
-Mitch Hedberg
Cmdr_Nudnik@reddit
To paraphrase Mitch:
This is my first wife. We’re still married, but she was my first.
i_am_nonsense@reddit
I used to do a lot of drugs... I still do, but I used to, too.
SpecificMoment5242@reddit
Seeing someone else? I see lots of people. If you go outside they're fucking EVERYWHERE! YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FROM THEM!!!!
Ninjasifi@reddit
I really thought this was the direction this joke was going.
JustMyTwoCopper@reddit
I see my coworkers at their desks
No_Understanding7431@reddit
The only real answer.....I've been with lots of girls; lots of guys too; i was with my mama and coach Klein last night
henrycaul@reddit
Ah this was on TV the other night! Now you go on and have some fun becomin' a man!
Kvedulf_Odinson@reddit
“I’m gonna do it!”
RonnieTheHippo@reddit
My wife asked me if I was seeing someone else. Only when I’m porking her and I shut my eyes I told her.
gilfromisrael@reddit
She's terrible at 'I spy with my little eye'.
OutrageousBother2750@reddit
More like an ex wife to me
Monkeyshades@reddit
It's posts like this that make me miss having a girlfriend. Also, it's posts like this why I don't have a girlfriend.
StockInitial4460@reddit
An oldie but a goodie
T-bone069@reddit
Me: You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife! Her: I didn’t know you were married before? Me: I wasn’t!
Upstate_Gooner_1972@reddit
Newlywed couple... She: "If we sell your golf clubs, we can buy some new furniture." He: " You're talking like my ex wife." She: "Ex wife?! I didn't know you were married before." He: "I wasn't."