Satan tells the man he will perform one evil deed providing the man agrees to never mention they met. The man says, “it’s a deal, just give me a secret tunnel to Miami.” Satan replies, “that’s not evil and I would need God’s permission to make that happen.” Man, “but I will use the tunnel for evil deeds.” Devil, “not good enough, I can’t pull that one off without help from above.” Man, “okay, add a TSA check-point.” Devil, “deal.”