Why did the kid go down the scary slide?

Someone goated them on.

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Either that's a typo of goaded or there's another new slang word I don't know...

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Not a typo, just a pun.

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Yes, I see that now. Somehow my brain failed to connect kids with goats. Sigh. Good pun.

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Wouldn't 'goated him on' make more sense? Your goat kid has preferred pronouns

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I see what you did there

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To get to the other s(l)ide.