Why couldn't the game dev perform in bed?
Posted by rayztheon22@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 26 comments
Because he worked at ubisoft
Posted by rayztheon22@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 26 comments
Because he worked at ubisoft
DOOManiac@reddit
What do you call an indie game developer who breaks up with his girlfriend?
flammabledevotion@reddit
Would you explain this one, please? 😅
yuvi3000@reddit
"Microsoft" also fits here
cobaltjacket@reddit
_ Saturday Night Live_ actually use that on "Weekend Update" when announcing Bill Gates' marriage.
msnmck@reddit
Epic Rap Battles also used this.
I need to bring up some Basic shit.
Why'd you name your company after your dick?
aalapshah12297@reddit
You blow, jobs. You arrogant prick
aalapshah12297@reddit
Word in town is that Google was tired of Microsoft being the only company to have a name that inappropriate, so they launched their own Nano Banana
Beetle_Beeper@reddit
Why didn't the geek go trick or treating?
Because they were already a nerd?
spkn89@reddit
Then his partner asked: Why Ubisoft?
ProppaT@reddit
He put it in, but had to wait for the download to finish
SphericalManInVacuum@reddit
I'm surprised he was even able to make it home to bed considering the 'crunch' hours they need to work at Ubisoft.
kungpowkevin@reddit
Something about performing in bed being hard.
confuselele@reddit
U-be-soft?
AwkwardReplacement42@reddit
Yes, that’s the joke.
ThePowerOfStories@reddit
Oh, I thought the joke was 120-hour-a-week death-march release schedules, so the dev hasn’t even seen a bed since the last time a game was released and he was immediately laid off.
General_Freed@reddit
Erection was DLC... (proudly presented by EA - it's (not) in the game!)
Ollymid2@reddit
EA - off by one error from ED
cobaltjacket@reddit
"Because he was a beta"
(just playing along with the joke. I hate that term.)
TahPenguin@reddit
He had an Unreal Engine.
Hot-Challenge8656@reddit
2nd player didn't appreciate the quick time event.
Questjon@reddit
They were distracted by all the bugs.
zombienerd1@reddit
Because the hole didn't have yellow paint around it.
Similar_Curve_779@reddit
Bad refresh rate
JSmellerM@reddit
Because he couldn't find the square hole.
k33ponkeepingon@reddit
He kept releasing early access and never full release.
smokeeater150@reddit
Micro transactions were banned.