A middle-age man is with his personal trainer in the gym when a drop-dead gorgeous woman enters.

Posted by ReasonableGator@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 41 comments

The client notices her immediately and looks to his trainer and asks, “which machine should I use to impress her?”

The trainer looks at the woman, then at the client, at the woman again, then takes a longer look at the client and responds, “ATM.”

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Zakzahn@reddit

I'm going to the ATM machine to get some money out so I can buy some chai tea.

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PuzzlingDad@reddit

If driving in the rain, make sure you car has an ABS system.

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Ironman494@reddit

In Missouri you can go to UMB Bank to the ATM machine and use your PIN number to get some cash to go to the store and buy some chili peppers and some chai tea.

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MrDiceySemantics@reddit

Best one of these I heard was "MIPS per second".

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Nutlob@reddit

while watching The Los Angeles Angels play?

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Ninjasifi@reddit

Funnily enough, if anyone is curious, humans are wonderful at ironic names.

This particular phenomenon is known as RAS Syndrome - Redundant Acronym Syndrome Syndrome

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jeffthechimp@reddit

I learned that in the Department of Redundancy Department.

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Zornocology@reddit

I think I've heard that before. It's like deja vue all over agao .

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Apricus89@reddit

I'm going to the ATM machine to get some cash money out so I can buy some chai tea.

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SamTheViking@reddit

Are you going to have some naan bread with your chai tea?

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gthrees@reddit

I thought I would get more replies, I should’ve asked people to please RSVP.

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Vimes-NW@reddit

Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton

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GaryG7@reddit

Oddly, one acronym that you can use with a word after it is PDF file because the F in PDF is for Format.

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OrdinaryJoanne@reddit

You mean there are other people annoyed by this kind of thing? Does "their/they're/there" misuse bother you too? Poor us.

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ReasonableGator@reddit (OP)

Sorry to here Mac gets rapped in Philly.

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“Cash money” goes way back before ATM s and electronic banking. If you had money in the form of a bank check or cashiers check you’d still need to find a bank at a time when it was open, which was limited (bankers hours). But with actual bills that money was immediately liquid. No waiting.

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