What did Kenny Rogers say when the tire fell off his car?
Posted by Futureman16@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 22 comments
You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose wheel!
og-lollercopter@reddit
Did you know he had a false eye. One time he was trekking and it fell out. The head line was “Eye lands in the stream.”
Deedogg11@reddit
Kenny Rogers has died at the age of 81
In a statement to confused reporters, Kenny Loggins was quoted as saying “I’m alright, Don’t nobody worry bout me”
Delirious_Coniption@reddit
Wrong Kenny
Fantastic_Tone_8822@reddit
Rolling my eyes, I heard this joke back in the 80s...
Odd_Tea_2100@reddit
It was a parody song by Hawaiian comedian Frank DeLima.
winthroprd@reddit
I guess doesn't know when to fold them.
Dazzling-Airline-958@reddit
The car doesn't know when to hold 'em.
GrumpyCatStevens@reddit
With four hundred children and a crap in the field…
Plus-King5266@reddit
I thought it was “who” but finally! Someone else who heard what I did.
ExistingTheDream@reddit
I never knew there was more than me that thought this. But station wagon mono speakers probably werent great.
Futureman16@reddit (OP)
Kid me in the 80's 100% thought this was the lyric.
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Futureman16@reddit (OP)
My stars and garters, a helpful auto-mod!
Sheffieldsvc@reddit
I just dropped in to see what condition my Michelin was in.
TessaV66@reddit
Fuck
Turneroff@reddit
Four undone lug nuts and a jack in the field
williamtheturd@reddit
“Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?”
ReasonableGator@reddit
Tom & Ray on Car Talk sang this in a song long ago
ChickenXing@reddit
"Why don't you stay?"
Nice_one_too@reddit
Then he had to walk on shoe's heel
Grandpixbear1@reddit
Rolling my eyes, but take my upvote !
TasteofCognac@reddit
I hope it didn't hit a loose seal.