My cousin asked me to say a prayer for him, but it's a complicated

Posted by A-CommonMan@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 5 comments

My lil cousin called me the other day and asked me to say a lil prayer for him! I asked, "What's wrong, cuz?" He said, "Pops trippin' cause I'm always getting high and the whole house be smelling like weed!" I said, "Is that all?" He replied, "Nah! Pops done hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair. Ain't nobody rolling nothin' around here! I need you to pray for him to gimme my weed back, cause he been sitting on the couch now in the same spot for 3 days..."