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>I'll see you in Valhalla

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Flutterpiewow@reddit

Cringe
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ChaunceyPeepertooth@reddit

Why does every picture of Kash Patel look he has those deer in the headlights, sanpooku eyes?
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shartsmcdongle@reddit

Saw a post earlier saying every picture he looks like the character who's hiding the fact that hes been bitten by a zombie. That shit is so weirdly accurate.
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ProblemEfficient6502@reddit

Prey animal phenotype
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Inner_Company_680@reddit

[Kash Marenghi’s cringe palace](https://streamable.com/646lel)
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Tlegendz@reddit

Kash Patel used to be in the right wing podcast business, in the right wing spheres they co-opted the norse afterlife for warriors in an effort to spiritualise their movements. To them Valhalla is for martyred “warriors”, those who died in the line of duty so to say. Just like the NAZIs with the swastika which I believe was a Buddhist symbol for good fortune. They even go so far to co-opt symbols of the Norse religion like the Thors hummer, Valknut, black sun, wayfinder and others symbols, as you can guess, it’s quite damaging to the religion that their very unique symbols are being twisted into symbols of hate. My point being he didn’t make a mistake, he knew his base and the language they use. He knew they’d get the message. They can’t help but feed the beast, Even after it had just turned and bitten them. To normal people it doesn’t make sense, a practicing Hindu man will meet an alt right Christian nationalist in Valhalla the Norse religion heaven for warriors? But it does now. Grifting and hate converge, they’re espousing freedom of religion in literal practice. Diversity of belief, how progressive of them.
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tacticious@reddit

A Hindu wishing a Christian to meet him pagan Norse heaven. How did this moron ever get to a position of power is beyond me
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thermitethrowaway@reddit

Peak multiculturalism
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CalmOptimal@reddit

I though he was the guy from parks and recreation at first. Anything possible in burgerland.
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Dwaynedouglasv1@reddit

True. One of the Doctors from ‘House’ was in the Obama administration. ![gif](giphy|XGVgKPNusLaq8Cnbf4|downsized)
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DrillTheThirdHole@reddit

and they had him kill himself in the show too, fuckin rollercoaster
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Jack-of-Hearts-7@reddit

Wait wasn't that banned?
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Entire-Enthusiasm553@reddit

Word of that ain’t diversity then idk what is
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Daevito@reddit

Mr. Worldwide
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nimb420@reddit

Even if we ignore all that, don't you have to be killed in battle to be able to enter the halls? Dunno if Odin would consider public speaking as a brave and heroic battle...
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UnfriskyDingo@reddit

I think its more dying violently. Heck women who die during childbirth go to valhalla
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SunriseSurprise@reddit

Women who get shot in the throat during childbirth go to Super Valhalla.
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UnfriskyDingo@reddit

Honestly? Maybe? I have this weird faith or religion, idk, but I think maybe the more people who believe something the more it actually exists.
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DirtyPoul@reddit

>Heck women who die during childbirth go to valhalla That one makes sense in a different way. It's the "women's battlefield" in a sense.
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MTG_RelevantCard@reddit

Yeah, prior to very recent developments in modern medicine, women undergoing childbirth were effectively risking their lives to protect/ensure the life of another. To an extent, this is still true even in wealthy nations. Doesn't seem hard to understand how this could be seen as qualitatively similar to a battle of sorts.
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nexisfan@reddit

My dude I hate to tell you but women are still effectively risking their lives to make another, even with “recent developments”
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Ruin-Plinkson@reddit

Hence why pro-choice is the correct position
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Single-Bad-5951@reddit

there is no correct position, just opinions
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MTG_RelevantCard@reddit

> To an extent, this is still true even in wealthy nations
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Cadoan@reddit

Dying while willfully doing something dangerous/courageous. Getting hit by a bus, no. Getting hit by a bus while saving someone else, yes.
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Boiled_Ham@reddit

With a sword/axe in hand ?
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Coopcocktorture@reddit

If u watch the last kingdom and the like, u would understand its more of an ritual right over an specific set of ideals one must follow to qualify. I recommend the scene where ragnar jr faces of against kjartan. And he flips out at him not giving him his axe. He’s like:PLS u must for valhalla! And baby ragnar is like: Augh Aaa aughh auugh aaaa, just fcking jabs his sword into kjartan/the ground over and over, rly epic scene.
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BleuBrink@reddit

That's what he was inferring that Kirk died in battle. Also only half of those who die in battle go to Valhalla. The other half goes to Fólkvangr.
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Scary_Nail_6033@reddit

with the advent of Charlie Kirk public speaking appears to be more dangerous than ever.
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SalvationSycamore@reddit

Republicucks want podcaster to run the country lmao
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bublore@reddit

His "girlfriend" is also an israelie honeypot. Head of FBI btw sar.
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heywoodidaho@reddit

Tells you how seriously those at the top take *that* method of population control.
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Far-Staff-60@reddit

>How this moron ever got in a position of power is beyond me Because he wrote a children's book where trump is a king.
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IngrownToenailsHurt@reddit

Is he a practicing Hindu? He seems very Americanized.
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KneeDeepInTheDead@reddit

DEI hire
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lack_of_communicatio@reddit

He's a Yesman, they keep him as future scapegoat for any and all fuckups.
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Reachin4ThoseGrapes@reddit

I think this is it, we have officially surpassed Ancient Greece as the gayest society in world history Thank you Kash Patel
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UltraMegaKaiju@reddit

its all rhetoric to pull in the right strings with the right people
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eanhaub@reddit

It’s really not that big of a deal and is low-hanging fruit to latch onto.
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Iwubinvesting@reddit

Absolute highest levels of glazing. Bro has a childrens book just glazing Trump as a superhero or something.
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fibojoly@reddit

That's how you can tell he's a proper American...
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skeeballjoe@reddit

Oh man, that last comment is great
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OldThrashbarg2000@reddit

I love that a poojeet has so much power over seething anti-Indian whites. Many such cases, and many more to come.
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Maybe_this_time_fr@reddit

Saar pls saar, we have power saar
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OldThrashbarg2000@reddit

Yeah man, saar, street poop, redeem, jeet hands, and so on. Got anything else?
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Maybe_this_time_fr@reddit

Saar, anything else saar?
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OldThrashbarg2000@reddit

Looks like half of your post history is saying "saar" over and over. Brilliant. I can tell you're winning at life.
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Maybe_this_time_fr@reddit

Saar pls saar, I just redeem your comment history saar
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Outrageous-Client903@reddit

\>poojeet  \>anti-Indian
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Yogi_DMT@reddit

honestly that was about the coolest thing he could've said
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LegitAsBalls@reddit

Yea Hindu man telling a Christian man he will see him in a Pagan heaven. Very cool and edgy
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Yogi_DMT@reddit

Yea I don't think it was meant to be cool and edgy, I thought he meant it as a way to say you were fighting the good fight brother and I respect you. I'd much rather it not be perfect and come from the heart than some biblical BS that he doesn't really believe in.
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LegitAsBalls@reddit

Yea it’s fucking weird for the director of the FBI to allude to Charlie Kirk being a warrior and that they are united in some fight. You don’t think that’s odd at all?
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Moviestarstoidolize@reddit

He honestly could have said "thank saar for redeeming" and this migtard would have gobbeld it up
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sgtjoe@reddit

Ah yes, Valhalla where you only get into if you died in battle. Did he at least wear a gun in his final moment?
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blackupsilon@reddit

Being right wing doesn't sound cool when you have loads of Indians bot accounts saying the same thing.
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reddit_has_fallenoff@reddit

And on the left you have Troons/reddit mods.  Ill take the Indians
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Maybe_this_time_fr@reddit

LMAO saar pls do not redeem the bot saar
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havyng@reddit

Only Indians usually prefer indians. Therefore, you just redeemed
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lemmegetfrieswitdat@reddit

In order to do that you'll have to go to the nearest target and purchase a few gift cards.
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aef823@reddit

Don't forget literal pedophiles. Don't let them forget they're desperately trying to normalize that because of... *checks notes* a picture they think is real.
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Phteven_j@reddit

And yet it's the right wingers who are overwhelmingly apprehended for sexual crimes with minors. Curious. Literally many such cases. As thought a picture has anything to do with it. Lol. Lmao.
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CheeseyTriforce@reddit

I am very glad you have alot of time to own right wingers on Reddit after losing your job for celebrating murder 
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IrregularrAF@reddit

Dam he cooked and you just ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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notapandah@reddit

Didn’t u say u were Indian tho 🤔
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reddit_has_fallenoff@reddit

Plzz Saaar
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robertcraneffs@reddit

God I hate shills
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Jimbenas@reddit

To redeem or to not redeem.
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bunker_man@reddit

Statistically you are the Indian bot though, so you probably don't mind.
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-Goatllama-@reddit

[wat](https://x.com/LeadingReport/status/1966507420202553398)
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sturzkampfbomber@reddit

Watched it live, that shit was so corny man
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FinancialElephant@reddit

I think this dude has no sense of cringe at all.
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chiefoogabooga@reddit

Valhalla is the hall of fallen warriors. You pussies would never understand.
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SunriseSurprise@reddit

"Welcome, great warrior!" "Uh, hi." "What brought you to Valhalla?" "Got shot in the throat." "Eesh, that is a gruesome fate on the field of battle." "Field of battle...well I did just argue with someone that 5 was too many trans mass shootings so I was really doing battle there!"
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aef823@reddit

Imagine being happy and making "jokes" (which are 'I am literally not joking I'm glad he's dead') then, when the perp is caught. Going all: Oh no uwu i'm an innocent boi that did nothing his left butcheek has a cutiemark that looks like trump therefore he's a trump supporter. Let me source this to conveniently not have the part where he literally says "fuck you fascist I'm antifa." Redditors really do not get how pissed people are.
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Virtual_Copy9296@reddit

>cutiemark i know what you are
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AlwaysHungry815@reddit

Who cares bro. They are really just killing anybody these days.
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aef823@reddit

What an interesting take, redditor. It's a shame I don't give a shit.
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Far-Agency-775@reddit

Your account is literally 9 years old, with 77,000 updoots and you unironically comment autistic things like looooool - dum dum you are the redditor
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Ruin-Plinkson@reddit

aww
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aef823@reddit

Oh you're doing the 'I'm not mad guys let me reply to EVERYTHING' redditor bit. Good job, retard.
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Rauschpfeife@reddit

Some people are reacting to this like they did with that CEO/Waluigi shooting, and this is regrettable, IMO. People gloating of public figures' deaths is not really a new thing, but I think it got a lot worse with the advent of the internet, and more sports team-politics. Like, you might not like someone's business practices or political inclinations, but that doesn't mean they deserve to murdered, not to mention that the families they left behind don't deserve to lose them. And this applies regardless of the victims' specific politics and etc. This FBI director memelord is still a bit special, though, and making fun of him for saying stupid shit is, and should, be a free-for-all, IMO.
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aef823@reddit

I would honestly be fine with the jokes if they were funny or if I knew redditors weren't scum. But it's not funny, and it's obvious they're trying to hide their tiny boners. Specially now that their new zogbot scripting is 'HE'S A RHUGLIKKAN' - ignoring the whole antifa server and 'I hate republicans' thing. Leave it to redditors to have selective memory and making it everyone's problem. It's a shame the solution seems a bit final now. Wonder why, could it be they shot the alternative in the neck?
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Specific_Award_9149@reddit

Lol so you ignore me asking for a source because you're doing exactly what you're claiming the other side is doing, lying. The irony is palpable
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aef823@reddit

Lil bro it's not my fault you can't figure out where to find the source. Don't bring your retardation on another comment chain just because you're developing schizophrenia from being a redditor.
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Ruin-Plinkson@reddit

Zogbot scripting lololol Just cause 1 assassin was a GOPcel doesn't mean another one is, it's all case by case. And what boners are being hidden by whom? Plenty of those gloating about this are doing so openly. You say "rEdDiToRs" a lot but there's loads of channers, KFers etc. who make fun of rightwing figures and/or are generally callous about such events. Seems like you're confused about a lot of things
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Specific_Award_9149@reddit

Could you source the killer saying "I hate Republicans" outside of him just saying he doesn't like Charlie and the "I am antifa" also? I have not seen anything of the sort on any news source
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aef823@reddit

And the redditor doesn't know how jokes actually work. Good job redditor, this is the reason you deserve nothing but ire.
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Phteven_j@reddit

The thing is, you're painting his statements as "political inclinations" when what it really boils down to is hate speech. And not the fun using-bad-words-kind, the "gay people should be stoned to death" and "black people shouldn't be pilots" kind. That's not a "do you support abortion" or "should Palestine have statehood" issue, it's one of whether or not this is a decent human that the world is better off with or without. The dude made his living incensing people by saying horrible shit under the guise of being a wholesome debater. He was by all objective measures a bad person and that's why his death is being celebrated. Debate and discourse are important practices that prevent the spread of extreme ideologies and this dude was nothing short of extreme.
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chiefoogabooga@reddit

It truly is crazy that people who deep down know they couldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight believe they are somehow powerful and intimidating. Society has allowed them the courtesy of tolerating their foolishness. Poking the proverbial bear was a huge miscalculation. The repercussions of this will be felt for years. It will be entertaining to see how this all plays out.
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AvatarADEL@reddit

![gif](giphy|9MJ6xrgVR9aEwF8zCJ) The anti gun and anti physical fitness/martial arts crowd angling for a fight is peak comedy. These are the same people who consider mean tweets to be on par with a hate crime. "What do you mean I can't just ban people and they go away? But reddit told me"...
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Ruin-Plinkson@reddit

You're way naive with your simplistic stereotypes - the ones you're talking about have about as much to do with, say, real radical redoids, punks etc. as sensitive oh no ban violence in vidya family value garden gnome conservatives have to do with or resemble skinheads or armed rednecks. Far leftoids are NOT anti-gun, and do you think the guns-bad people are the ones doing these assassinations and shootings?
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aef823@reddit

It really is funny to see mental illness so pervasive that these chucklefucks somehow both have a victim and a hero complex at once. Like holy fuck redditor, pick a fucking lane.
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Ruin-Plinkson@reddit

Whos's the big scary bear?
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LegitAsBalls@reddit

What the fuck are you even trying to say here?
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aef823@reddit

That your retardation is obvious and no amount of smuckling and pointing fingers isn't going to change the finding out phase of you redditor's fucking around.
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Single-Bad-5951@reddit

Actually I've watched Thor, so I understand perfectly thanks
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LegitAsBalls@reddit

lol you serious aren’t you? Amazing
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Mr_Paper@reddit

Valhalla is just Odin's recruitment center.
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chiefoogabooga@reddit

Odin wasn't recruiting incel betas. Only warriors need apply.
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IrregularrAF@reddit

![gif](giphy|7A1ZCMkDzxYp1HoJoO) Sounds about right
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PrrrromotionGiven1@reddit

I played Valkyrie Profile, kid. I know how this shit works.
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creamygarlicdip@reddit

"lateral lisping cross-eyed street shitter, kash Patel." Jim Goad is the finest writer of our time
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bublore@reddit

That Swede made half of le based right twitter his blood enemy.
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ForGrateJustice@reddit

America is a literal fever dream now. I can't even comprehend how shit has gotten to this point. *And it's gonna get worse*.
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LordInquisitor_Turin@reddit

Thank the Divines I'll go to Sovngarde.
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JacobLuck@reddit

I don't understand
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iamAliAsghar@reddit

Life is a tragedy if it wasn’t also a cosmic comedy.
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YxDOxUx3X515t@reddit

![gif](giphy|HDZ05Y9VeSjL2)
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Brussel_Rand@reddit

Normally I wouldn't bat an eye since it's a joke, but when you're doing it sincerely then you're doing it sincerely. I weirdly hate whenever people do this sort of thing. You see it all the time when Christians talk about zodiac signs
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le_sossurotta@reddit

but Charlie didn't die in battle nor does he follow Asatru, so why would he go to Odin's halls? a really weird and inappropriate thing to say from the fbi director.
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lack_of_communicatio@reddit

He's gonna get buried with all the military honors - that's a hint for Odin to process him properly, d'uh.
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IrregularrAF@reddit

Maybe he was being racist and making a threat at the same time. 😂
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robertcraneffs@reddit

Well he didn’t get hired for his merit
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BeauShowTV@reddit

It's just a saying, guys. It's not that serious.
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YuriWinter@reddit

Of all the picks, this is Trump's worst one.
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SunderedValley@reddit

IKEAman dropping the _BANTZ_ holy mother of 3🙈😹
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Boiled_Ham@reddit

What in God's tits have I walked into..?! 🤔
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assraider42069@reddit

We are both white race saar. Sem2sem.
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Fernsong@reddit

Republicans like DEI hires almost as much as Democrats do (see this guy and Herschel Walker)
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the_marxman@reddit

I'll see you on the battlefield
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clownind@reddit

Kash is a trump dei hire.
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Saabaroni@reddit

💀
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AvatarADEL@reddit

We all died in 2012, and this is some kind of simulation ain't it? Has to be.
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retsoPtiH@reddit

DEI afterlife
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Rauschpfeife@reddit

Do not redeem, sweet prince.
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