Fake an accent wherever you go so you can always blame your failed social interactions on your culture or English being your second language

Once I visited a Burger King in Ohio. When the counter-girl asked for my order, I said "Papel verde con presidente a muerto por comida?" while pointing to my cash. She asked me to repeat, so I did. I did this several times and I could tell she was not getting it, so she went to get her manager. When he arrived, I faked a hillbilly accent and placed an order for a whopper. She turned bright red. She was pissed!