My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100.

I dunno. Maybe it's just me, but I always think of the school official first when I see "principal." Spelling it the other way made me think of the concept first, then the money term.

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Dinkmeyer-@reddit

2 words that have the same pronunciation but different meanings, spelled different eg: new & knew

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NoAccountDrifter@reddit

That's my one rule. My lone principle

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ThriceFive@reddit

And for that she will always be in your debt

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That's what it is. You should thanks her of repaying you $100. Being your GF for a while (hope having good memories) and $100, which one is worth better. Thus, repaying you after 3 years has proven she's a decent person.

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anicasee@reddit

No interest

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Appropriate_Value614@reddit

Guess she wasn’t interested

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frowawayduh@reddit

She never seemed fully invested.

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Appropriate_Value614@reddit

Not at all. The relationship didn’t hold much stock

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frowawayduh@reddit

Troubles just kept compounding.

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AltruisticProduce617@reddit

OP wasn’t pounding her enough you meant?

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Appropriate_Value614@reddit

Indeed. With no winners, it had to end by default

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nickfree@reddit

Well they never had a strong bond

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Appropriate_Value614@reddit

That’s fair. I just hope they have better futures

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YourCool_Sis@reddit

Maybe, but if 3 years had no dividends, I doubt the future's gonna be any better 😂😂😂

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SJCrazy@reddit

Thankfully for OP, it did not.

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JeanieDrake@reddit

oh, man!!! Ouch!

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LostBetsRed@reddit

You broke up with her? So now you're a loan?

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Baguette1126@reddit

ugh i hate yall you beat me to it😩😭😭😭

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s0ys0s@reddit

At least your not like me with only $99.

I’m a day late AND a dollar short.

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ciaDisinfo@reddit

all by his loan sum

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GiddyUpDown@reddit

No one to lien on anymore.

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Hardcore_Vazquez@reddit

Hahaha

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FalcornMarsh11@reddit

We broke up over a year ago

I still have her monthly mobile contract in my name on my account

She still pays me her bill money every month , no contact in 17 months

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Edgar_Brown@reddit

At least you didn’t compromise your principals.

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RestaurantSelect5556@reddit

She forgot to account for inflation. According to inflation, she still owes you $10.39.

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barrymmims56@reddit

Be happy that you got anything back.

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Red-Beaulieu@reddit

Worse than a Dear John letter...you got a C Note

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OkComfortable@reddit

My gf borrowed 4000. We got married and she never paid me back. There is no joke here. Just a true story of how I lost money.

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PuzzleheadedLog3420@reddit

I've only ever had ex girlfriends try to borrow money from me. That being said.. they were already my ex. So what am I going to do by saying no? Hurt their feeling? Especially when I hadn't talked to the lady in years. And I live on the other side of the country now. You want to come and see me? Hahaha no. Byeee

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KlingonJ@reddit

I love Reddit comments

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grnlntrn1969@reddit

Funniest place on the internet

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savedawhale@reddit

I was hoping someone would tweak the joke a little. It would be better if the breakup was because of the punchline.

Something like

After 3 years she returned the $100, so I broke up with her.

I had lost interest in the relationship.

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Level_Sheepherder894@reddit

$100 in the hand, but no more bush.

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MeerkatsandElephants@reddit

Did she say you were emotionally bankrupt?

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Commercial-Study-278@reddit

At least she repaid you. Most girlfriends would quantify the number of times they put out for you, and bill you $25 for each interlude!

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No-Rent4155@reddit

Wait... she actually paid it back?

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mkdwolf@reddit

Seems like you were with her out of interest.

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RegisterWest600@reddit

Well here's my two cents...

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WeeklyInterview7180@reddit

She had fast financial vehicle

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zaakaaz@reddit

True love has zero percent APR.

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Ozonewanderer@reddit

She returned it?! You accepted it?! Wow what a relationship.

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Hunkfish@reddit

At least you got your deposit back, my friend can't and now paying child support.

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bleudie1@reddit

Should've asked for interest

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peekaye07@reddit

Why do some readers give life advice when this lists under Jokes! And some of the comments in this post are hilarious

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homer01010101@reddit

Be happy you got it back. Move on.

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PleasantYesterday420@reddit

More than most men ever recovered, consider yourself paid in full!!!

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GergVIII@reddit

No interest? What the fuck man

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WhiteHatX@reddit

Damn this is good stuff!

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LinguistsDrinkIPAs@reddit

Don’t break up. Break even. 💯

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Tarquinflimbim@reddit

I would say you were lucky. Or pick women of good character but perhaps poor understanding of compound. Interest. Still….

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whiteboardblackchalk@reddit

It was a security deposit

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-_-PK@reddit

She was being friendly to the planet. Didn’t want to add to the CO2 emissions by printing extra money. I explained this to the manager at my bank and he basically forced me to close my account.

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daisy94903@reddit

Lucky she paid you back. I bet you didn’t expect the $100.

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Riva-2021@reddit

Consider yourself lucky you got money back LOL

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JayGridley@reddit

I get the joke, but you would have also been shorted $10 as $100 from 3 years ago is the equivalent of $110 today.

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DrTroma@reddit

BBBBBOOOO!!!! lol

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HerbertRTarlekJr@reddit

https://youtu.be/im9glfqYGsE?feature=shared

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TroubleLow9685@reddit

Ha!

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Think-Difficulty7596@reddit

That's why you separated.

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ExhaltedPeasant@reddit

So you’re telling me that you lost interest.

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_Jeronimo_Mickey@reddit

She returned money for good times rendered

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sherman40336@reddit

I am impressed, I would have kissed it goodbye when I handed it over. Move on. (Or let it go, as they say).

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Skeeterbip@reddit

You are very lucky that you got your money back at all. Just make sure what when you loan anything to your next love interest you have then fill out the proper forms and get them notarized…. I let my college GF/Roommate borrow my Willie Nelson album back in 1980. She took my heart and WN album back to New Jersey and she had her father tell me that she had moved out on from me. I had to rebuy my own copy.

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AdhesiveMadMan@reddit

Something tells me she had an inflation fetish.

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ohellnono@reddit

Shut up, I'm surre you were comped in some way. Grow up stupid

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Ticketyboo2u2@reddit

I bet she was banking on you 🫢

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Remarkable_Speaker17@reddit

I guess they came out even after all the highs and the lows. Just look at it as she squirted out the same amount you deposited and be happy. If you complain about no happy ending, why didn’t you make sure she’s interested from the beginning? How did you get so high during the whole three years? On expectations, of course! Whoopi sent “bless you!”

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