Three soldiers walk into a bar, a French soldier, A german Soldier and an American. They get drinks and get to talking. After there all drunk the french man loudly claims he is the best soldier in the world. The other two men jeer and tell him to prove it. The man stands up throws a dollar into the air and shoots a hole clean threw the center mid air. "Only the best soldier could do that" he loudly claims. The german stands and pulls out a quarter which he throws in the air and shoots in half mid air. He laughs and says "Maybe only the second best ya?". The American stands and throws a tiny penny into the air, as they watch the penny sail threw the air. he shoots them both in the back of the head. The bartender leaps up "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR HE CRYS". The American yells "YOU THINK I CAN AFFORD TO SHOOT MONEY IN THIS ECONOMY?"

(I've never written a joke before I did my best)