Roses are dead
Posted by meisterbookie@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 5 comments
The grass is blue. I’m a bad gardener. And suck with rhymes as well.
Posted by meisterbookie@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 5 comments
The grass is blue. I’m a bad gardener. And suck with rhymes as well.
person_with_boredom@reddit
The roses are dead?
Yes, I am dead!
(From Heavy is dead)
Adarie-Glitterwings@reddit
Heavy is dead?!?!?1?
Excellent_Regret4141@reddit
Green eggs are yams I won't eat them from a can cause they will just come out when I'm on the can I also suck at rims
SteveJorgensen@reddit
From “Folk Song Army” by Tom Lehrer
The tune don't have to be clever
And it don't matter if you put a couple extra syllables into a line
It sounds more ethnic if it ain't good English
And it don't even gotta rhyme (excuse me, rhyne)
IronJohn86@reddit
Ya mum, took my cum, up her bum.