Patriotic Whores
Posted by ZyXwVuTsRqPoNm123@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 8 comments
Just after Pearl Harbor, as the US was entering WW II, they started amassing troops in England. The locals, being grateful for America's involvement, decided they needed to show their appreciation. But lacking in most necessities, they were at a loss for a way.
The local prostitutes decided it was their turn to help Queen and Country. They were appalled with how many of the incoming servicemen were virgins.
They decided they would give each one of them a personal "Thank you!" The other locals, knowing of this, started holding these prostitutes in high regard, and greet them happily, instead of looking down on them .
So it came, the origin of the phrase, "Thank you for your cervix."
NinotchkaTheIntrepid@reddit
User name is suss.
Post history is straight-up weird AF.
I think this is another b.s. computer-generated account.
ZyXwVuTsRqPoNm123@reddit (OP)
Fuck off
dachjaw@reddit
Hey, you started it.
MyMomSaysIAmCool@reddit
Oh, come on. They're just the average redditor, as evidenced by their description. "55yo mother of 2 living in the Midwest. I like to wear lingerie, and I like to fuck. Sometimes, my husband lets me fuck another guy. Sometimes I even find us another girl, or couple. I have no OF."
Xygnux@reddit
Nah, a computer generated account would have nonsensical names smashing two nonsequitur words together with some numbers.
Maleficent-Anxiety40@reddit
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soundiego@reddit
Which βQueenβ are you exactly referring to?
Aya007@reddit
Good point, no Queen at that point.