Back when I was studying mathematics, i made my money with illegal cock fights.
Posted by Nice_one_too@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 15 comments
A combination of skill and luck, i won every time.
Badly scratched, but won.
ftvideo@reddit
You hear about the mathematician with constipation?
He worked it out with a pencil.
MoonToast101@reddit
With a f€@%ing PENCIL.
Writ_@reddit
What does the math part have to do with the joke?
shiviam@reddit
Jews are particularly vulnerable in cock fights.
No shield.
FederalRecording2390@reddit
I don’t know, I bet on a Jewish entrant in a cock fight and won lots of money. To be fair, though, I did get a tip off.
LittlestBlythe@reddit
Pulled out your pecker did you?
silverfoxbuttslut@reddit
Is your name Randy Marsh, lol?
FreeRocker@reddit
I tried to enter a cockfight once, but when the refs saw what was below my belt, I was disqualified for basically entering unarmed...
Wendals87@reddit
Their wasn't a weight class low enough
Zombiebane224@reddit
The nugget weight class does go pretty low
Wendals87@reddit
You had some stiff competition but I'm glad you came out on top
Hour-Bit924@reddit
I wanted badly to win the championships so I practiced diligently for a month. When I went to the venue, they asked me where my rooster was.
Torggil@reddit
Rooster, I don't need no stinky rooster!
Waitsfornoone@reddit
Victory often comes with a cost.
Tolatetomorrow@reddit
As a comedian, you make a great mathematician. 🙃