How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Posted by AnchorPoint922@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 16 comments
Just two but they don't like it when you watch, pervert...
Gargleblaster25@reddit
A dad joke I can't tell my kid until he's older... I need to write this down.
Icy-Signature8360@reddit
Good
rdx711@reddit
Tenants. Because the landlord is not going to do it.
Waitsfornoone@reddit
The discriminatory ant colony banished all ants over 4 mm tall.
They had no taller ants.
Odd_Appearance3214@reddit
Loved it
Matt_Benatar@reddit
There’s no way two ants could screw in a light bulb.
Randyeshow@reddit
‘Cause it’s vacuum sealed
AnchorPoint922@reddit (OP)
The trick is getting them inside
Matt_Benatar@reddit
I sincerely didn’t get it. 😂
XANDERtheSHEEPDOG@reddit
Your reaction makes it even funnier 🤣
Thank you
Matt_Benatar@reddit
I’m not the brightest BULB in the chandelier! Alright, I feel like I redeemed myself.
gaige23@reddit
INSIDE
Matt_Benatar@reddit
Oh shit…BWAHAHA!
gruffDragon@reddit
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles
stillnotking@reddit
Always heard "Two, but how the hell did they get in there?"
simagus@reddit
Yeah, that's good.