Maynard says to his buddy, "Hey Bubba, long time, no see! Whatcha been up to?"
Posted by Jokeminder42@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 33 comments
Bubba says, "Well, my wife is having another baby!"
Maynard says, "Congratulations, dude! Do you know what it is?"
And bubba says, "Yeah. It's like a person, only smaller."
BioletVeauregarde33@reddit
A person's a person, no matter how small!
IsItSupposedToDoThat@reddit
Thanks Horton.
dachjaw@reddit
Who?
Abner_Mality_64@reddit
Hey, I heard that!
MinFootspace@reddit
Just because they're tiny and 2 month old doesn't give you the right to call em a baby!
gerito@reddit
bubba replies "not for sure but I hope this one is full human"
Xak_Ev01v3d@reddit
What
Cheezytree3030@reddit
Like that last kid he had was from him porkin a sheep or something
Deedogg11@reddit
A football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba, had so many women hanging around that he couldn’t possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked, "Bubba, just what the hell is your secret?"
Bubba replies, "Well Coach, whenever I’m about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. This numbs it and I can screw 'em forever!"
The coach went home early one day, and went to the bedroom. He heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he took off his clothes and started banging his manhood on the dresser.
His wife stuck her head out of the shower and asked, "Is that you, Bubba?"
EitherLength2167@reddit
I heard it was Clinton and Obama
HorusClerk@reddit
I heard that joke about Bubba Smith and Richard and Pat Nixon!
MtbPollack@reddit
The Clintons here.
DoFr56@reddit
When I did it my wife asked if I was Herb, the guy from next door! Oh damn, I mean, DAMN! The end of my hammered dick really aches now!!
SuperPapa10804@reddit
I heard this for the first time about George and Martha Washington and the Reverend Al Sharpton.
HorusClerk@reddit
For George and Martha, it was probably Alexander Hamilton!
RetiredCapt@reddit
Bart & Cherry Starr with Willie Davis. 1960’s Green Bay Packers
TheRealRockyRococo@reddit
It was Jackie Kennedy and Wilt Chamberlain when I heard it in 1962.
2BallsInTheHole@reddit
We need to get this man to a hospital!
A hospital?!? What is it?
Silver_fish1978@reddit
It’s a big building with patients. But that’s not important right now
Marquar234@reddit
Surely you can't be serious.
WyoGrads@reddit
I am, and don’t call me Shirley…
AgitatedText@reddit
What kind of plane is it?
R2Inregretting@reddit
It's big building with patients who dread insurance companies
athomeamongstrangers@reddit
“Congratulations, I heard Edna is pregnant again.”
“Yeah, and I find the guy who did it - “
demideity@reddit
It’s a big building with patients. But that’s not important right now.
bobgone1974@reddit
Ahhh, yes. I remember i had the lasagna.
Business_Swan8209@reddit
It's a big building with patients. But that's not important right now.
No_Lychee7206@reddit
Perfect dad joke lol
Cloaked42m@reddit
My favorite Dad joke is to walk up to my son and say, "What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question with a Dad joke?"
Then, leave immediately before they try to answer.
No_Lychee7206@reddit
Haha that's great, mine is when my kids say they're thirsty I say "Hey Thursday, I'm Friday, come over Saturday and we'll have a sundae" haha
yIdontunderstand@reddit
Well who is Saturday?
No_Lychee7206@reddit
Yo mama
MinaZ631@reddit
Cletus says to his cousin Earl, "Hey Earl, I heard you were fixin' your tractor yesterday. How'd it go?"
Earl replies, "Well, I figure it went about as good as it could."
Cletus says, "That's great! So, is it runnin' now?"
And Earl says, "Naw, it's still in the barn. I meant it went about six miles an hour down the road before it quit."