This guy always smoked two cigarettes at a time. If anyone ever asked him why, he would always answer, “I’m smoking one for myself and one for my brother who is in jail.” One day he was only smoking one cigarette. Someone asked him “Is your brother out of jail?”
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He replied, “No, I quit.”
Studly_54@reddit
Heard that one as an Irishman and 2 beers.
dumbfuck@reddit
I’d heard it as three beers.
Goes to two after a brother dies.
Then down to one (o no, did your other brother die?), ends with the same punchline.
Studly_54@reddit
That sounds familiar too now that you mention it.
fruttypebbles@reddit
Same. It’s one of my favorite jokes to tell.
Tyepose@reddit
Yesterday even
arvidsem@reddit
I always told it as 3 brothers with whiskeys, but yeah. It also tends to get a bigger reaction if he says that he started AA or something similar
major_victory_115@reddit
I heard he gave up drinking for Lent.
AWandMaker@reddit
I heard his wife made him give it up for lent.
SkinnyDaveSFW@reddit
I wish I could make MY wife give it up for ANY reason.
Boz0r@reddit
No respect
SkinnyDaveSFW@reddit
No regard, either!
oyohval@reddit
I know it as a Jamaican with beers and one of his brothers gave it up because he became a seventh day adventist.
MsKarmaKay@reddit
Still lit either way.
thebarkbarkwoof@reddit
I was anticipating "No, he died of lung cancer."
UmptyscopeInVegas@reddit
Be funnier if it were shots of whiskey...
No_Lychee7206@reddit
That was funny lol imma have to remember that one for the job site
nahthenlad@reddit
Ha ha haaa excellent. Am I invited to your Boston tea party then ?
Make_the_music_stop@reddit
Having a cigarette after sex ONLY, actually helped me to quit smoking.
NotCrunchyBoi@reddit
Deserves it’s own post hahaha
Dobg64@reddit
Real jokes are always in the comments.
forbinwasright@reddit
True that!
DrHolyThumb94@reddit
And have more sex... win win xD
PhriedPhish1@reddit
less**
dirkalict@reddit
Me too. I’m down to 1 a month. My wife’s still smokes a pack a day.— Rodney Dangerfield
Firm-Pool5769@reddit
Funny indeed. I wanted a world no condom day when she ll let me without a barrier.
anirudhchand7@reddit
Every raw dog should have its day
TabooDiver@reddit
Hope she isn't ruff
Think-Difficulty7596@reddit
Made me smile.
MotoXwolf@reddit
Chuckle.
nahthenlad@reddit
Ha ha haa love it