Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat
Posted by ActiveNo5484@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 23 comments
Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
When did this start?
When I was a kid.
Posted by ActiveNo5484@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 23 comments
Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
When did this start?
When I was a kid.
Clock_Work44@reddit
I should have seen that coming...
Jche98@reddit
What's your name?
Billy...
Imaginary-Driver5356@reddit
Jason
phahpullandbear@reddit
Nice one
drthsiao@reddit
yeah .. not baaaaaadddd
atagoodclip@reddit
Alert! Incoming dad joke!
Mticore@reddit
Doctor: I think you’re going maaaaad
Swain392@reddit
The doctor’s tone was awfully gruff…
DW_78@reddit
meh
me-eh
EmptyMarsupial8556@reddit
No butts about it
boxfullofirony@reddit
Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
I can see you right now.
germy-germawack-8108@reddit
Calm down bro, you're not even in the top 100
Aggressive_Lab6016@reddit
Doctor, my husband thinks he's a refrigerator.
How long has this been going on?
Oh, many years.
Why didn't you come sooner?
Because I like to read by the light when he sleeps with his mouth open.
SmokinHotNot@reddit
Google "Norm MacDonald moth joke" and watch the clip.
ConfectionTotal8660@reddit
???????
DumbledoresBarmy@reddit
A baby goat is known as a kid. A young human is also known as a kid.
sohereiamacrazyalien@reddit
which you have to admit is totally weird!
Utterlybored@reddit
Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a got
Has this been going on for a while?
Na-a-a-a-a!
Danielmp006@reddit
You’ve got to be kidding me
zoethebitch@reddit
A man walks into a doctor's office.
The doctor says, "What is wrong?"
The man says, "I think I am a moth."
The doctor says, "I'm a cardiologist. The psychiatrist is next door."
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The man says, "I came in here because the light was on."
gangawalla@reddit
It's the simple ones that get me lol
corpus-luteum@reddit
Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
No. You're just Pansexual.
Imguran@reddit
Kidding.