What does Jeffrey Dahmer have at a summer bar-b-que?

Posted by Just-Heart-4075@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 35 comments

Oscar Meyer’s wiener

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solitaryvenus2727@reddit

Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A. That's all I know about Oscar Meyer. 🤷🤣

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StarsBear75063@reddit

"My bologna has a first name. It's O-S-C-A-R......"

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rip1980@reddit

The judge at his trial asked Jeffery why he did it.

"Well, your honor, a sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal!"

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NJCurmudgeon@reddit

When the judge asked him why he kept moving from one house to another he said “I kept running out of elbow room.l”

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True story. A friend of mine was a lawyer in the last century, & some guy was arrested for murdering people and dismembering them. The murderer asked for this particular lawyer to represent him. Unfortunately, the murderer had no money to pay for his defense, so my friend wouldn't take his case. My friend said the murderer had no money wanted him to charge an arm and a leg instead.

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Suspicious-Rip-7385@reddit

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?

Are you gonna eat that?

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aztecforlife@reddit

His mom stopped visiting when she got the cold shoulder.

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Doc-in-a-box@reddit

Apparently the argument they had before was pretty brutal:

And you stop pointing that finger at me!

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texaschair@reddit

What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Pee Wee Herman?

"Don't play with your food!"

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!Head and Shoulders!<

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Firm_Kaleidoscope479@reddit

Yep

Lorena Bobbit harvests them

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Just-Heart-4075@reddit (OP)

No. That’s his breakfast