An irascible old farmer named Hu...
Posted by Komnos@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 13 comments
...discovered one morning that his best rooster had flown into a tall tree beside his farm pond and wouldn’t come down, so he went to his neighbor, Wil, and asked for help. The men had never gotten along, but Wil finally agreed, so the two men went to the pond and began climbing the tree, Hu first. They meant to frighten the rooster out, you see, but the bird only kept flying higher, branch by branch.
Then, just as Hu and the rooster reached almost the very top of the tree, with Wil right behind, there was a loud crack, the branch under Hu’s feet broke away, and down he went into the pond, splashing water and mud everywhere.
Wil scrambled down as fast as he could and reached out to Hu from the bank, but Hu just lay there on his back, sinking deeper into the mud until only his nose stuck out of the water. Another farmer had seen what happened, and he came running and pulled Hu out of the pond.
"Why didn’t you take Wil’s hand?" he asked Hu. "You could have drowned."
"Why should I take his hand now?" Hu grumped. "I passed him just a moment ago in broad daylight, and he never spoke a word to me."
Amerisu@reddit
I don't get it. Is it something to do with the water?
dukeimre@reddit
Hu fell down from the top of the tree, with Wil "right behind" - i.e., as Hu was falling, he passed by Wil on his way down. Of course, Wil didn't have time to speak to Hu as Hu was falling. But Hu frames this as if he'd "passed" Wil and Wil had rudely not spoken to him. The joke is Hu being so irascible that not only would he risk his life to spite Wil after Wil slights him, he also is comically eager to imagine that Wil is slighting him.
Komnos@reddit (OP)
They know. They're quoting one of the characters' responses to the joke in the book I took it from (Lord of Chaos in Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series). The main character tries to use this joke to prove to the Proud Desert Warriors ^^TM that he has a sense of humor. It...doesn't work.
Time-Bandicoot2802@reddit
But…how do we understand the joke if we don’t know what happened to the water?
dukeimre@reddit
TIL, thanks!
Amerisu@reddit
...yes, I know.
dukeimre@reddit
Lol, this was one level too deep for me!
Amerisu@reddit
It's a joke from the Wheel of Time books, in which the audience doesn't understand the humor due to cultural differences.
Komnos@reddit (OP)
Wetlander humor is strange. I think it was something about the rooster.
war_damn_sam@reddit
this is a jerry clower joke! marcel ledbetter had a moving company, one day an old lady asked him to move her piano. however, the piano was 3 floors up and was too big to take down the stairs. marcel said to his helper, “We’ll tie a rope around the piano, then put it around a pulley and i’ll ease it down.” marcel ties the rope around his wrist, and his helper eases it out the 3rd floor window. well, when the piano started going down, marcel started going up. he flew all the way up to the pulley, hit his head and fell all the way down. the piano shattered into a thousand pieces. marcel’s helper sprinted down, screaming his head off: “Marcel, Marcel, SPEAK TO ME!” Marcel opens his eyes, sits up slowly and says: “Why should i speak to you? I done passed you twice and you didn’t say nothin to me!”
Komnos@reddit (OP)
Huh. I only knew it from Robert Jordan.
Time-Bandicoot2802@reddit
Same. Good ol’ Rand when the Aiel accused him of having no sense of humor
mymeatpuppets@reddit
I thought it was a limmerick