I hate to have to make a post like this but can we seriously stop making jokes about Helen Keller?
Posted by TheRoyalBeeKing@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 38 comments
Seriously, every joke I’ve seen about her has been senseless.
kk074@reddit
Those whole follow this trend blindly are tone deaf
Gargleblaster25@reddit
This joke is so tone-deaf. I don't see the point.
MinFootspace@reddit
Helen Keller. Three monkeys in one person.
cfgee@reddit
Why can’t Hellen Keller drive a car?
zsxh0707@reddit
The punishment is leaving a plunger in the toilet.
Macca49@reddit
Apparently her left leg was yellow - her guide dog was blind too
Foomerang@reddit
Did you know her dog went crazy? I guess you would too if your name was AauuAaoooiuueeeaaaAAAaiooo!
substandardpoodle@reddit
Say what you will about the deaf…
everything_is_bad@reddit
This is dumb and I don’t see the point
CrazyLegsRyan@reddit
Deaf*
She could still make noise.
Mewlies@reddit
Some would still classify not being able to pronounce Language clearly as Dumb; just as Legally Blind and Legally Deaf still means they can still see blurry Objects and distorted Sounds.
Abdul_Exhaust@reddit
Just imagine what she would say if she heard those jokes
ThatWeirdPlantGuy@reddit
She would scream her hands off.
the_purple_goat@reddit
When deaf kids swear do their mommies wash their hands?
Clear_Ganache_1427@reddit
She had the first Akitas in the US
Necessary-Attempt602@reddit
Mash potatoes anyone?
Necessary-Attempt602@reddit
Just turn a blind eye
TheWhiteWolf1970@reddit
I'm afraid this request will fall on deaf ears. I just don't see it happening.
fonefreek@reddit
I thought my Ouija board was broken but who knows, maybe Helen Keller is in there
XMXP_5@reddit
I haven't heard or seen any
United_Lobster_1901@reddit
Well played
dumbfuck@reddit
Well I have. But she hasn’t
VoceDiDio@reddit
If that's directed at me, I won't hear it, and I won't respond. (Because I can't hear it, and also I can't talk.)
[Can't believe I found two opportunities to use my favorite tv quote in one day. It was a good day!]
bruiserscruiser@reddit
Senseless but not tasteless.
CrazyLegsRyan@reddit
I just can’t see where you’re coming from on this OP.
Lotekdog@reddit
I turn a blind eye to jokes about her
Akirchmeyer@reddit
On the plus side, she IS immune to flash bang grenades!
Famous_Chicken1919@reddit
There is a new Helen Keller doll coming out for Christmas— wind it up and it walks into a wall
MustardCoveredDogDik@reddit
This post is more useless than Anne Franks drum set.
thetruesupergenius@reddit
She probably won’t mind, as long as they’re in good taste.
fattonydaaxe@reddit
It’s sad, but she’ll never see these jokes.
cwsjr2323@reddit
Well of course not, she is dead as is Anne Sullivan.
Waitsfornoone@reddit
... or is she?
Inevitable_Impact345@reddit
That's Schroedinger Keller, her sister
-Spankypants-@reddit
It’s blind ambition to think this request won’t just fall on deaf ears.
Just_a_guy81@reddit
It’s sad that it’ll just fall on deaf ears
Waitsfornoone@reddit
The new book about Helen Keller is absolutely incredible!
The audio book is absolutely unintelligible though.
luvinthislife@reddit
Wow! You must be taking this very seriously. Seriously.