I totally clammed up during my X-ray appointment when I noticed how insanely gorgeous the technician was. She looked me straight in the eyes and asked if she made me nervous. I’m like, “Pffft… no, not at all…I’m fine!”

Posted by ilikesidehugs@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 48 comments

But she could see right through me.

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Heavy_Ride_1599@reddit

This reminds of the time I had epididymitis and the hottest ultrasound tech ever was training a new tech who was also super hot. They had to do an ultrasound on my nuts, my left testi was swollen to the size of an orange! Erections were painful too.

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Spandex420@reddit

How are things looking now?

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Heavy_Ride_1599@reddit

Pretty sure she's still hot but that was about 20 years ago. Oh my testicles, yeah they are normal 😁

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cusco@reddit

Nice turn would be: oh, we’re married with 2 kids now

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Heavy_Ride_1599@reddit

Sure would have! But no I didn't get that lucky.

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AshwatthamaSP@reddit

So you DID get lucky?

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Speed_Alarming@reddit

I might have the same problem. One of my testicles is definitely bigger than the others. Should I be concerned?

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DoctorLycanthrope@reddit

That is a good reason to go to the doctor. Could be any number of problems.

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Speed_Alarming@reddit

Yeah, you WOULD encourage a medical consultation, wouldn’t you? Not sure a werewolf is the best option here. I’ll just see if the other two swell up as well and take it from there.

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Heavy_Ride_1599@reddit

Yeah that is a good reason to go to the doctor for sure! It started off just a little bit bigger, then within a day or two I had a fucking orange down there that hurt like a mudda fucka.

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JimLongbow@reddit

My son had an ultrasound in that area when he was 7. Also with an insanely hot female doctor. The look he gave me was part amusement, part embarrassment. He was 7, so girls=bad and mean and whatnot but the look.. a mix of "Yeah, I get the hot ones, can't help it" and smug "see dad? that's how you do it"

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Heavy_Ride_1599@reddit

🤣

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donsmythe@reddit

I prefer brevity for a joke like this:

You should never lie to a radiologist because they can see right through you.

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Jandals-McTuff@reddit

The other radiologist walks in the room, "oh, that's my ex-Ray!".

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cyborg_127@reddit

Radiologist is the doc who looks at the pictures. Radiographer is the person who takes them.

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donsmythe@reddit

Yes, I know. It works either way, to a degree. But probably better with the doc since they are the ones actually looking closely at the pictures and therefore literally seeing through you. And thst is why I wrote what I did.

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cyborg_127@reddit

That was just meant to be informational. And trust me, radiographers are definitely looking at the pictures they are taking in detail.

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Ambitioso@reddit

Then she took an x-ray of my leg and she started laughing. I asked why and she said, “Because it’s a fun knee.”

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GzillaChilla@reddit

Well someone put a band-aid on this thread. Soon it’ll need stitches

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ilikesidehugs@reddit (OP)

That’s not humerus.

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ShinyUnicornPoo@reddit

Tibia honest, I found it funny.

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mrgraff@reddit

I could laugh ulna long

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jonitfcfan@reddit

Stop ribbing him

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rytis@reddit

I know, give me a break already.

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frowawayduh@reddit

I hate to patella, but this thread has lost its legs.

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DerekTheComedian@reddit

No more bone puns. This is a sternum warning.

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frowawayduh@reddit

We're at an impass ... totally hamstrung.

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Ok_Produce2152@reddit

You guys are awesome 😎

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Speed_Alarming@reddit

Our anatomy jokes are always at your cervix.

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Gr00mpa@reddit

Very old skull jokes, I must say.

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Areadien@reddit

Y'all are making my head hurt so bad it's getting shinny.

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creativenames123@reddit

You don't have a hint of a funny bone in you... that tech checked

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Destrova1001@reddit

My girlfriend asked me why this made me chuckle. I told her I would patella later.

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absolute_Friday@reddit

Never thought this thread would be so skullastically minded.

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Acrobatic_Matter_109@reddit

If you lot don't shut up, I'm calling the cops to a wrist you.

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TurbulentWeb1941@reddit

You're right. I'm just gonna Shuddup, knuckle down, and get on.

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Acrobatic_Matter_109@reddit

Somebody just asked me if I liked your comment. I replied, in my best American accent, "Yeah, I digit."

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ETSzap@reddit

Which leg?

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Legionofskanks84@reddit

I bet her name was Alara, you know she does it in the dark and knows all the positions. You better get your technique down and penetrate just right though.

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RollingRiverWizard@reddit

Back when I was doing XT training, our radiologist told me, ‘I don’t know why we pay you folks; a dog could do your job!’

I told him dogs can’t shoot x-rays…but CAT scan.

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