Why do men usually die before their wives?
Posted by tuotone75@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 29 comments
Because they want to.
Posted by tuotone75@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 29 comments
Because they want to.
reducingparticulate@reddit
Just watch the “ hold my beer” clips then you’ll understand
notaname420xx@reddit
Jesus, why do so many men think hating women is a personality?
Necessary-Attempt602@reddit
Menopause
Specialist-Donkey554@reddit
Medically speaking, men live shorter lives due to increased sress from being primary bread winners, stress on the job, inability to talk about feelings (or being told men do not do that their whole lives). They also don't take care of themselves like women do, good food, medication management, or exercise. So they die faster in part due to neglecting themselves. Many also feel bad or get teased about going to the doctor about anything, really.
Tell your guy friends and loved ones that the company will survive without them for a few hours and their health is soo much more important than any company will ever be. Let them know taking care of themselves is part of love ing those that depend on them.
Commercial-Study-278@reddit
I’m afraid you make a lot of sense. The only thing you’ve left out is that the men would live longer if their wives performed their wifely duties better in the bedroom leading to more stress relief and less hypertension!
CECtokenCollector@reddit
Women live longer than men because they’re not married to women.
Commercial-Study-278@reddit
These days, quite a few women marry other women, as they’ve given up on landing a man and swear that they get all they need from a $75 vibrator.
nervous_click_87@reddit
Colin Mochrie has the best one liners
AsleepBroccoli8738@reddit
Someone has to warn the afterlife about her ;p
Big_Sir9860@reddit
Because they want to
tricky5553@reddit
I’m only 58 and I would be glad to go with the way my wife has been acting the last few days I
pafrac@reddit
Ah, the dance of the hormones ...
yIdontunderstand@reddit
I'm 55 and same.
Bearmantle@reddit
‘Cause men will do ANYTHING for some peace and quiet…
cwsjr2323@reddit
Being married is what keeps me alive. If I was single, I would be broke and starving in bad health from hedonism, still smoking , drinking cheap beer, and visiting crack heads.
NeedAVeganDinner@reddit
Truth. There's a reason why my wife is my better half.
AdTop8408@reddit
It’s their god given right to send us to an early grave.
Wizzwhig@reddit
They want too
Snoo65207@reddit
To keep their sanity
NoWingedHussarsToday@reddit
#boomeralert
4everGrapey@reddit
My father in law told that joke at stag night dinner. But being a rabbi his set up was “Why do Jewish men die before their wives?”…
EvadingDoom@reddit
Do married men live longer than single men?
No, it just feels that way.
aravose@reddit
FWIW, married men do live longer than single men
tundrabarone@reddit
Marriage helps men more than women, statistically.
OzymandiasKoK@reddit
No, it just feels that way.
abr2227@reddit
Because stress burns calories, but also years.
hitchhiker1701@reddit
Do women live longer than men?
Not all of them, only widows.
tizz86@reddit
To get away from them
sohereiamacrazyalien@reddit
lol I know it as: because they choose to!