A son comes to his mother
Posted by Omeganian@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 14 comments
Son: Mom, could you tell me the exact hour I was born?
Mother: My boy, I do not approve of you dating this girl.
Posted by Omeganian@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 14 comments
Son: Mom, could you tell me the exact hour I was born?
Mother: My boy, I do not approve of you dating this girl.
False_Disaster_1254@reddit
this is an old meme.
son: what time and place was i born?
mom: leave that girl alone, she is bad news.
some girls think they know everything by the alignment of the stars. past experience proves that you can actually be dumped for not believing in this kind of crap, and refusing to stay home from work because the stars said there would be something bad happening today.
TheAdventOfTruth@reddit
What?
Alcohorse@reddit
The girl is into astrology, which means she's nuts
RunnyDischarge@reddit
Astrology is based on basically which month you're born, not the exact hour, isn't it?
Oddfool@reddit
Certain aspects look much deeper than just the date. Hours are looked at to discover which part of the day was ruled by specific celestial bodies.
RunnyDischarge@reddit
Then it would seem the mother is exremely well-versed in astrology, which seems odd if she so strongly disapproves of it..?
Lopsided-Farm7710@reddit
Know thy enemy.
NoPoopOnFace@reddit
What?!?
abr2227@reddit
Son: Does this mean I should just put ‘classified’ on my birth certificate? 😆
plusFour-minusSeven@reddit
With that title, I thought this was going another way. I might have said "goes", but it works.
English, you are always a misfit!
Important_Kangaroo41@reddit
?
Omeganian@reddit (OP)
If you need the joke explained:>!The mom realized her son is dating an astrology freak.!<
Several_Hand_5808@reddit
Son: Why?
Mother: You can't marry your own sister!
kingdomofoctopodes@reddit
parenting done right