Friend said he wants to cheat on his wife, Kate, with some girl named Edith.

Posted by madhousechild@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 36 comments

I told him, "You can't have your Kate and Edith, too."

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Gargleblaster25@reddit

And she was so tragically misunderstood by history.

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ErikT738@reddit

Seems like a fine solution if both Kate and Edith are into it.

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I feel compelled to document the source of this joke. It came from the auto captions of a video where a guy said "can't have your cake and eat it, too" normally. He wasn't Mike Tyson, I swear. But the captions said Kate and Edith. I'm floored to learn that those were lyrics! Thanks, old timers.

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Spacerey@reddit

The Kate is a lie.

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TheAdventOfTruth@reddit

The Statler Brothers.

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JohnSmallberries727@reddit

This is a horrible dad joke, take my upvote and think about your life choices.

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AnnoyingOldGuy@reddit

Kate and Edith song

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TheLaffGaff@reddit

I really like this woman called Dierdrie at work, but I had a girlfriend called Lorraine. However, my girlfriend just left me.

I can see Dierdrie now Lorraine has gone.

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Motor_Growth_9036@reddit

I can see all obstacles in my way…..

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razor2811@reddit

Could you explain? I don't get it

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Karri-L@reddit

“I can see clearly now. The rain has gone. I can see all obstacles in my way…”

American singer-songwriter Johnny Nash. It was the lead single from his twelfth album, I Can See Clearly Now (1972).

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Mikesaidit36@reddit

I only knew the Jimmy Cliff version. Man, what a ripoff- he didn’t make it his own at all… It’s like he was trying to have it be mistaken for the original..

I remember seeing a version of it on TV filmed on the roof of the Sears Tower in the 70s, lip synched by some white dude whose claim to fame was being the tallest guy in Illinois. Get it? Get it? Tall guy on the tallest building, up high where he could see clearly, get it? Even to a kid, it seemed hokey.

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merleb@reddit

? I thought Dierdrie was Clairie

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Famous_Chicken1919@reddit

Clair Lee

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Jonathan_Peachum@reddit

I hate you.

Take my upvote.

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TheLaffGaff@reddit

Lorraine actually ran away to Buenos Aires. When I told my two female colleagues they got a bit upset on my behalf. I said...

Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina.

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Jonathan_Peachum@reddit

Now I want to torture you before I kill you.

Take my renewed upvote and go to Hell.

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Lucky_Middle_5525@reddit

Wasn’t Deirdre a.k.a. Claire Lee ?

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melbecide@reddit

I heard it was Keely

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Flock-of-bagels2@reddit

Edith puthy

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ImGCS3fromETOH@reddit

An Inuit was out fishing on a lake in his canoe when the weather turned worse and began to get bitterly cold. To stop him self freezing while he continued to fish he build a fire in the bottom of the canoe. Eventually the fire burned a hole in the bottom of the canoe and his boat sank in the lake.

It just goes to show you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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