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I already know how I will die.

Posted by StarsBear75063@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 28 comments

One of my grandkids is going to unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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WarSure560@reddit

My grand father told me, “Your generation depends too much on technology.” I answered him, “No, your generation depends too much on technology,” as I unplugged his life support.
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MAClaymore@reddit

The judge told me.
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Wonderful-Revenue-17@reddit

Is r/jokes officially dead?
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RoodnyInc@reddit

I think this was *dad joke*
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nbrenner72@reddit

"But grandpa I'm down to like 4%. Can I just for a minute? I'm gonna lose high score." Do really think high score is more important than
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4rch_4ngel@reddit

I doubt your grandkids will even visit.
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starfallg@reddit

They turned it off accidentally through Alexa.
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Excellent_Regret4141@reddit

"Alexa turn off lights" Alexa "got it turning off life support" "What no, stupid Alexa, oh well at least I'm in the will"
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nbrenner72@reddit

Sounds more like something my Google would do
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ColStreetFly@reddit

That escalated quickly.
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Archiemalarchie@reddit

This is funny because it's probably true
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gmastern@reddit

It might be true but it sure ain’t funny
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Archiemalarchie@reddit

Always look on the bright side of death just before you draw your terminal breath
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LiquorBentOver@reddit

Gotta have kids to have grandkids.
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Tiredplumber2022@reddit

My Dad used to answer this one with "I'll be shot in bed by a jealous 18 yr old husband". .... Dad was 60 at the time. 😜
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321Couple2023@reddit

How did he die?
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Delaware_Dad@reddit

He was shot in bed by a jealous 18 yr old wife.
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nedlum@reddit

They need to be told about the Slayer Rule, then.
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MaterialParsley7536@reddit

Loss of life, for me
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BeDoubleNWhy@reddit

eh? ha! hehe
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questfornewlearning@reddit

It’s the janitor unplugging your life support to vacuum
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Midnight-Rising@reddit

3/10, doesn't work work without a picture of a minion
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Saintcanuck@reddit

All of them will be at fault, the others will take my phone and buy things
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Deedogg11@reddit

A very old veteran is telling a war story to his grandkids... "So... My commander told me I was volunteering for scouting the area... So I grabbed my gun and went. After maybe two miles crawling in the mud, I fell into a hole and lost my rifle. As I got up, I found myself unarmed in front of 5 german soldiers! And then, I shat my pants.... That's understandable grandpa, You were scared. What happened next? No... I mean I shat my pants right fucking now.
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ReimerReason@reddit

Unsubscribed
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Financial_Value6545@reddit

Ty po
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jcmatthews66@reddit

I used to step on grandma’s oxygen hose until she would go to sleep. Good times.
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Sunshine2661@reddit

😂🤣😂😩🤣😂🤣
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