Say what you will about the South, but....
Posted by StarsBear75063@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 40 comments
nobody ever retires and moves up North.
Posted by StarsBear75063@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 40 comments
nobody ever retires and moves up North.
SuburbanGardenNerd@reddit
Building my retirement home in Maine right now. Currently in NJ.
h_grytpype_thynne@reddit
I'm in North Carolina. We get jerks moving south to retire here and jerks moving north to retire here.
CambionClan@reddit
Yes! I see this so much. I live in the NC mountains and the halfbacks love to come here.
Kabc@reddit
I went to school in Durham… I’m still upset I left back to NJ!
apersonwithdreams@reddit
We used to call them “halfbackers” in my NC town. Feels like a slur lol
But I did marry a halfbacker, so can’t complain too much!
billn553@reddit
What is a halfbacker
apersonwithdreams@reddit
It’s when ppl from up north move to Florida, find it too hot, then move halfway back to North Carolina.
CarefulHistorian401@reddit
My cousin sister wife aunt is still my mom
Lookoot_behind_you@reddit
I've seen what too many retirees does to a state.
Florida; you can fucking have them.
ConcupiscentCodger@reddit
To be fair, FL was effed up long before the Snowbirds started showing up. "Florida Man" is not about the immigrants.
Facts_pls@reddit
It's about the fact that all police cases are open to journalists VS other states so there are just more stories to write.
ConcupiscentCodger@reddit
LOL! Sure, THAT is the reason.
Except you pulled that fact out of a very stinky space.
Lookoot_behind_you@reddit
Nope. It's a common knowledge fact that sunshine laws in FL are extremely lenient, and that contributes at least a little to our exaggerated perception of the state's wackiness.
Maybe take five seconds to google a claim before you start talking shit next time, dumbass.
ConcupiscentCodger@reddit
It's gonna take you a lot more time to Google your claim for the 49 other states, dipshit.
It's like you don't even know what claim you made. Wow.
Lookoot_behind_you@reddit
Oi, Fuck-face. Look here. This ain't a debate. This is you being presented with a basic, common-knowedge fact and denying it without evidence.
If you want to up-end a commonly held belief, you need to present plenty of evidence to the contrary.
You can tell me that 'Mercury being the closest planet to the sun' is bullshit, but unless you have something to buttress your claim, you're just exposing yourself for the stupid sack of shit-for-brains that you are you piece of fuck.
ConcupiscentCodger@reddit
We've already established that you have no reading comprehension. Why are you still shooting your idiot mouth off?
Ok_Way2102@reddit
They do in Australia
Marxbrosburner@reddit
A ton of people retir to move to Alaska.
quietlysitting@reddit
...and Montana, Idaho, eastern Washington, rural-ish Illinois and Indiana....
grasopper@reddit
I'm in the Seattle area looking at one of those rural states where I can get double the house for half the money and none of the neighbors, if possible
Cornflakes1009@reddit
I’m on the Washington coast now, but I grew up in rural Illinois. Don’t do it. You’ll get bored as hell and regret leaving behind the PNW nature. If I had to move back to the Midwest, I’d choose Chicago or Kansas City. Went to college in KCMO and it’s a nice city with lots of good food. Cheap houses.
grasopper@reddit
I hear you but I also grew up rural, in Pennsylvania. Boring is subjective. Give me some boring fields and mountain ranges and not any visible human being for as far as the eye can see. The last direction I'm going is toward another city.
Cornflakes1009@reddit
Well, the Midwest certainly has fields, but no mountain ranges. Southern Illinois is beautiful in the Shawnee area. Very rural down there.
grasopper@reddit
Yeah I was leaning more toward the former three states in the comment I commented under than the latter two. More north and west on the east side of the cascades. There's also plenty still remaining rural on the west coast for now. But point behind, far away from cities and populations
wdaloz@reddit
Give it a few more years...
Schweenis69@reddit
They probably do in the southern hemisphere. 🤔
Dave19762023@reddit
In Australia. 100% they do
phranticsnr@reddit
Australian from Queensland here. People definitely move up here from southern states.
Dave19762023@reddit
....then they move back south when they realise the north is full of Queenslanders!
phranticsnr@reddit
Takes 'em 30 years, though.
pretty_fugly@reddit
Funny, that's what my grandparents did. That's what I aim to do. 😂 My family has been in West Texas since the days of covered wagons. Sand is cool and all, but our white skin craves the snow.
tundrabarone@reddit
With global warming - it might be beneficial to settle in cooler environments. (Not joking)
TalinKaleth@reddit
Because they can't afford it
ABrokenBinding@reddit
And probably can't read a map 😂
FrontNo4500@reddit
Yep they do. Every fucking summer, snowbirds flee Arizona for the north. The flee from cold in winter and heat in summer, while they use inside climate controls in both places to maintain ideal temps. Don’t get why moving has anything to do with it. Pick your place and stick it out.
andy_nony_mouse@reddit
Tell it to Traverse City
JackSpadesSI@reddit
Is this r/jokes or r/showerthoughts?
Pm-me-ur-happysauce@reddit
The South is definitely below the North
DatabaseAcademic6631@reddit
Say what you will about people who make love to their immediate relations... they never marry outside their bloodline.
Slampsonko@reddit
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