I pulled down my pants and said, "Here, here it is."
Posted by Mysterious-Diet9187@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 16 comments
My interviewer looked horrified and said, "I meant your weakest point… metaphorically."
luvinthislife@reddit
Me: Well, according to my previous employer, it is exactly that because they said that was what I think with most of the time.
Make_the_music_stop@reddit
Interviewer: "I've got three openings"
Me: "I know"
tntdon@reddit
Where's the fourth one?
AsideApprehensive590@reddit
Me: "I've got three endings"
schneebaer42@reddit
I can offer you 3 positions. - That's nice, but let's talk about the job first.
DizzyLead@reddit
“I figure seven at least.”
Practical-Animator-5@reddit
Best 😂😂😂 oh wow this I’m gon use
EldritchKinkster@reddit
"I heard you had a few openings, so I've come to discuss positions."
JaguarMammoth6231@reddit
You said you needed missionary willing to go deep into the bush?
BlueMaestro66@reddit
Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
Me: My unflinching honesty.
Interviewer: I don’t think that’s a weakness.
Me: I don’t give a fuck what you think.
Blutarg@reddit
LOL that made me laugh.
maxion00@reddit
“Here you go! My biggest weenus!”
“… I meant your biggest weakness.”
Beowulf1896@reddit
Shows his elbows....
gilfromisrael@reddit
Then why did you say "briefly"?! I replied.
sdarkpaladin@reddit
"Also here" I replied
Delicious-Ad-9998@reddit
Well, that deserves a lot of upvotes!