Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back
Posted by jinky-pq@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 78 comments
I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
jinky-pq@reddit (OP)
Smooth move, Jimmy carr is the best
OverallManagement824@reddit
Why does this have 459 downvotes? What don't I understand?
flying_carabao@reddit
Must be your first day. Welcome to reddit
OverallManagement824@reddit
OP is up to 1300 downvotes lol and I still don't understand what's going on. Reddit indeed.
HeyHeyHayes@reddit
Posted a joke by a comedian and then immediately pretended to be another user calling them out. Forgot to switch accounts and called themself out
OverallManagement824@reddit
Thanks for the explanation. I still don't get it. đ
Ok, I guess weird people just do dumb shit.
HeyHeyHayes@reddit
The first comment by OP probably wouldâve gotten a lot more upvotes if it werenât from the same account. He tried to stage a âgotchaâ moment, but failed to switch accounts
OverallManagement824@reddit
It was an intended as a self-own to build fake internet points. I completely get it now. How obnoxious.
OverallManagement824@reddit
So weird person doing dumb shit. Now it makes sense. Thank you.
barrieherry@reddit
itâs a sex number, if you add any up or down our funny love number CHANGES
OverallManagement824@reddit
Give me your sex number.
OverallManagement824@reddit
37 that in your butt.
Duraken@reddit
It seems people believe OP commented that intending to be on an alt account to look like a stranger said it. I'm not sure why they would do that because smooth move barely makes sense in this context anyways.
OverallManagement824@reddit
You know? Before this moment, I never understood how an old person could really just be completely fucking baffled at life before. Now I get it.
But I understood some of that. So we don't understand the motivation, there was some totally failed attempt at deception (most likely) and we're watching for movement.
JoeTheBartender786@reddit
Forgot to switch accounts huh.
DLife4Me@reddit
Did this guy post a joke, and then try to make fun of himself?
slamdanceswithwolves@reddit
The real joke is always in the comments
Jurassic_134@reddit
Maybe the real joke is the friends we made along the way.
The_Elocutionist@reddit
Instructions unclear, stuck my dick in a bot.
OutrageousRiver7693@reddit
Now that bot has got a virus!
Palleus@reddit
That's one way to spark up a conversation
Jurassic_134@reddit
Understandable have great dayâ
WellFormedThought@reddit
The real joke was the bus driver.
KatanaCutlets@reddit
The real bot is always in the comments.
bedrooms-ds@reddit
The real bot is always in the OPs.
RobotMonkeytron@reddit
The bot looks to be bugged, its creator probably never showed up, so no, the real joke skipped town.
barrieherry@reddit
the real joke is a skipper
Mr-Ao@reddit
The real joke were the friends we made along the way?
MattHack7@reddit
OP is the real joke.
gibrael_@reddit
Yes, who did you think it was?
DLife4Me@reddit
Well, now reading other comments I've fallen down the bot rabbit hole.
I figure a few possibilities.
1 A person created a post to then farm Karma, switched to a different account to make fun of said account to acquire even more karma. But mistakenly never logged out and created an error in their plan.
Bot, but basically the same scenario but due to tech errors.
Bot or Person did this on purpose to create engagement in the comments.
Op didn't do it as a mistake but got ahead of all the people who were going to call him out for it.
OP just thought it was funny and wanted to give him credit.
https://youtu.be/oov9y8hg1vY?si=CL8UwhXYrJwqdSOk
The_Giant_Lizard@reddit
What's even the point in making bots to farm karma? What's so important about karma points?
Systembreaker11@reddit
A lot of subreddits have minimum karma to post or comment, so a bot isn't effective until it farms the minimums
The_Giant_Lizard@reddit
That's usually related only to those subreddits. Also, it doesn't seem so important to make it worth making bots just for that
InnocentSalf@reddit
It's Internet flex points, saying that. Have some!
Alex_Bell_G@reddit
Will karma pay any money? Or is it in any way useful?
pass_the_tinfoil@reddit
If they are, Iâm freakinâ rich!
merchantsc@reddit
What if you are a bot?
Beowulf1896@reddit
What if we are all bots?
Allbranflakes18@reddit
Itâs bots all the way down
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit
Iâm going to start by showing you what I already know
AmphibianHaunting334@reddit
Autobots...rollout...
Thomasina_ZEBR@reddit
I am a clone, I am not alone
Every fibre of my flesh and bone is identical to the others
Everything I say is in the same tone, as my test tube brother's voice
There is no choice between us
If you had ever seen us, you'd rejoice in your uniqueness, and consider every weakness something special of your own
Being a clone, I have no flaws to identify; even this doggerel that flows from my pen has just been written by, oh, another 20 telepathic men
val_tuesday@reddit
Word for word it says: "Oh, for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen"
razors_so_yummy@reddit
Bot seriouslyâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ.
Escolyte@reddit
this is very common bot behaviour
idmook@reddit
I feel like all 3 of you are the same poster and you're all hedging for gaining karma.
Glass_Book9105@reddit
Plot twist: OP used his second account to call himself out
gibrael_@reddit
Yes, who did you think it was?
Zyzz2179@reddit
OP, are you Kevin Durant?
drak0ni@reddit
Youâre just trying to end up on r/lefttheburneron, you didnât really
oneaccountaday@reddit
Damn dude, you went from flambé to cremation in exactly 0 seconds flat.
polish-rockstar@reddit
That you Jimbo? Stealing karma just like your taxes
akasireddy99@reddit
What happened in the comments
soda_cookie@reddit
OP tried to pull Shenanigans, got caught, Reddit Karma ensued
HurricaneDane@reddit
What'd it say before the delete?
soda_cookie@reddit
I don't honestly remember, but it was something pretty stupid anyway
themadhatter746@reddit
-400 net karma with just one post LOL
Blindgenius@reddit
Doctors hate this one simple trick.
Memin_Sanchez@reddit
That's my question, what happened?
Ephemerror@reddit
Minor glitch in the simulation.
Reaper1883@reddit
Lmao, OP just canceled their karma gains with that comment.Â
PuzzleheadedSolid996@reddit
What did they originally say?
layland_lyle@reddit
I told my wife, "tonight we are going to have sex back to back"
She asked me "how are we going to do that"
I said "I invited another couple"
WhyGamingWhy@reddit
What position would back to back entail exactly? Seems like an odd position
AttackCircus@reddit
It's called a train.
WolverineMission8735@reddit
That's a Jimmy Carr joke.
Kynandra@reddit
Stevie Wonder can say he never caught his wife having sex with another man.
OnlyAnswerIsGhosts@reddit
He might get a weird feeling one day
Thoad1@reddit
Thatâs a Jimmy Carr joke
65riverracer@reddit
Elton John broke up recently with his partner of many years. Caught him fuking around behind his back.
dtsosyn1@reddit
Isnât he supposed to be blind nowadays? So how did he saw it?
oneaccountaday@reddit
No, heâs been wearing his safety glasses, and I believe it was a compound mitre saw.
Hrdeh@reddit
I always pictured Elton John as a sawzall type of guy.
TheDeliriumYears@reddit
Hey look. We have a Jesus at our hands.
DifferentHost1657@reddit
Happy cake day 65riverracer
TheDevilsAdvokaat@reddit
"No, I'm not into anal..."
headsr_llo@reddit
I was ask, if I was getting any on the side? Itâs been so long I didnât know they moved it!