A blonde goes to a store and says" I am looking for one night stand".
The man behind the counter closes the shop, takes her to the back and they do the deed. When they were dressing up, he asked "so how was it"
The blonde goes "It was nice but I still don't know where to put my lamp"
A man puts out an ad on Craigslist: "Looking for one night stand"
Later, he gets a call from a woman. She says, "I saw your ad. I think I have what you're looking for..."
He gives her his address, and 5 minutes later, she knocks on his door.
He opens the door and sees a beautiful woman wearing a tank top, mini skirt, and thigh-high boots.
He looks her up and down.
She says, "So... Do you like what you see?"
He answers, "Not really... Where am I supposed to put my lamp?"
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