What did one tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into each other?

Whoops, my fault.

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Excuse me, let me just slip on by. Or: You crack me up

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Someone grabbed my favorite Michael Jackson album which I snagged back and said 'Whoops my Bad'

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I tried to walk freely into the convent but the sign on the door said “nun shall pass”

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They only pass if they are in the habit.

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Aw shucks. There starts another ocean because I'm incontinent.

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Sorry, that joke isn't very earthshaking.

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Nor is it groundbreaking.

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Took ages to let this sink in

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That just rubs me the wrong way.