An odd thing happened to me yesterday at the supermarket.

I was in a crowded checkout line and I accidentally dropped a

dollar. I stepped back to see where it landed and I noticed

that a woman had picked it up.

"Excuse me," I said to the woman, "but that's my

dollar."

She looks the dollar over and says: "That's funny.

I don't see your name on it," and she puts the dollar in her

pocket.

I couldn't believe it. But just then I quickly noticed

my opportunity. The clerk was just then bagging up this woman's

groceries, so I grabbed up one of the her bags and started

walking.

"Wait a minute," she says, "that's my bag of groceries!"

I examine the bag and say: "That's funny. I don't see

your name on it anywhere."

I proceed out to my car and open the bag, and guess what

was in it? A bunch of baloney, just like I've been feeding you

with this story.