How do farmers like their coffee?

Calfinated.

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How do police like their coffee?

Black with a couple of shots.

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Ranchers typically raise cattle or other livestock. Farmers tend to focus on cultivating crops.

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A pilot accidentally left on the intercom and was heard saying, "I could really use a coffee and a blowjob"

A stewardess quickly ran towards the cockpit, and a passenger yelled out, "you forgot the coffee!"

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you ever been on a plane?